Quotes for your signatures

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  1. Brown_Diplomat

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    "According to all known laws of reliability, there is no way Ford's should be able to survive. Its engine is too unreliable to get its fat lardy chassis off the starting line. the Ford, of course, moves anyway because Ford's don’t care what GM think is impossible.
    -Me.
     
  2. mms

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    "my mum will kill you in ur sleep" -triggred kid from yesterday.
     
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  3. fivedollarlamp

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    I like fords...
    The newer ones anyway. The older ones were crap.
     
  4. CRAZY RACER

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    Great news the Dacia Sandero. James May.
     
  5. CarBro74

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    i really wanna post a wikipedia article... but daddy tdev will hurt me..
    ~Modem
     
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  6. B727ClassicFlyer

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    "Now that Trump's president, expect to see border walls in the next few months."
    -Me, 2k17
     
  7. eeEtilt

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    Quotes from yours truly:
    "Nothing like the sound of an exploding car in the morning."
    "Need... tea..."
    "I wonder what would happen if I loaded a water gun with liquid nitrogen..."
    "NOW WITH FREE DIET COKE BONZI BUDDY!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!oneone!"
    "I'm weird. Deal with it."
    "Help me, my cat appears to be turning into a boat"

    Quotes from Discord:
    "gotta go fast" @blueshift
    "coolaf" @Arne Hurnik
    "that's the solution to life, the universe and everything...not 42, a V12" @blueshift
    "omg why would the sandwich run away from the microwave" uri, from the BetterDiscord server
    "Was just about to say that the next person to do @ everyone will be obliterated" AaronGXD
    "hahaha teach me how to be such an original memer xd 123" Bruskorken
     
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  8. Peter Beamo

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    "Dont care about anything ,cus you dont know anything about it"
    ~djrjenjajqi99uนกาาาากำทภทเทmโอ้เย้
     
  9. Blijo

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    Doing Jbeam work is like making dinner; you do random shit and hope it turns out right.-Blijo after christmas
     
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  10. EruptionTyphlosion

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    "I ate a bag of Cheez Doodles, Then I realized how Trump makes his skin so orange"
    -Fera 2017
     
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  11. CRAZY RACER

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    How hard could it be? - Jeremy Clarkson.
     
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  12. mms

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    "SHUT UP KYLE" - eric cartman
     
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  13. Iro

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    "China." -Donald Trump
     
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  14. [PAC] Fios39

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    Kek. -Various WoW Characters and Players
     
  15. Iro

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    "Bork!" - Gabe

    #neverforget :(
     
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  16. Sagarci

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    How does this Thrust in?
    Stupid Sh*t I say
     
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  17. wearyNATE15

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    Could you translate your post from idiot headbutting a keyboard to english?- SixSixSevenSeven
     
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  18. CarBro74

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    Member: Can someone get me that file not in Drive?
    Other Member: *gives link to the file in drive*
    Someone else: *picture saying Facedesk. When facepalms aren't enough*
     
  19. Modem

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    #justvinhthings
     
  20. JBatic

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    who needs a new car, they deprecate too much and are too expensive to have fun with, cheap cars ftw!
     
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