The pic below (I think) sums up all the drama I'm experiencing tonight. (By the way, I probably should've added more cars, but I didn't feel like it.)
Introducing the 1992 Gavril Grand Marshal 30th Anniversary Limited Bluebuck Edition. With a 5.5 liter V8 engine, luxurious chrome trim, and an excessively long name, this is the top-of-the-line Grand Marshal.