or because fu-to = to-fu = tofu = the stuff that the dude delivers up the mountain pass in initial d.
a horse walked into a bar the bar-tender asks "why the long face?" the horse says "my alcohol addiction is tearing my familiy apart. whiskey on the rocks please."
Last Friday I wanted to play GTA after school. Soon after my classes ended, I stole several cars, robbed a convenience store and took part in a big police shootout. Then I came home and started playing GTA.
A car dealer asks a new employee: - How do you think we keep our cars so shiny here? The employee replies: - Polish? And the dealer says: - Jak pana zdaniem utrzymujemy na tych samochodach taki połysk?
Haha xD Why? Haha I suppose so! Yeah, actually. that word did kinda change its meaning didn't it. Haha yeah xD
As the motorist put it when he wrapped his sports car around a tree,”That’s the way the Mercedes Benz!”. Cringe I know.
What is a pirate's favorite car? The Honda Civic Type ARRR! Edit: the thread creator, Wentward B60 liked this post!