Well i want something possible to tip over in real-time and be able to be moved if stuck with enough force
Take tree model Import in Blender Cool model very nice close Blender cuz it's useless do a jbeam for da tree mess around with code reconsider life choices rinse and repeat until it works
Just make a tree vehicle. Watch some tutorials online on how to make basic models, jBeams, modding in general. Go look in the Wiki (although it's a bit deprecated, it still is a great source of information), mess around with stuff and one day you'll have a jBeamed tree that will act kind of like the lamp post prop.
Can i do this without messing with the confusing text documents with the j beam? those make no sense at all
Use the blender jbeam exporter. For a prop it should be good enough. It can be downloaded from the wiki in the vehicle tutorial page. But you will still need to do some messing with the text documents.