now I am become container bus, destroyer of vanbus. this fits too well for me to not make it into something.
Born for affluent suburbs, eternally damned to the ghettos, the 2000 Gavril Roamer (chrome bullbar and all), is ready to hop curbs and hit unsuspecting parked cars in your local inner city.
Why does the facelifted Roamer look like it was made under "license" in China 10 years after the real one was discontinued
Why Yes, that is a Pessima with ridiculous all-terrain tires. Why Yes, I'm driving it backwards around containerland. Why Yes, I'm having the time of my life.