Tonight on Top Gear:

TONIGHT ON lower gear

I DRIVE A LOTUS

RICHARD LOOKS AROUND A CORNER

AND MAY SLAMS CHEESE

 

Tonight:

I move my legs

Richard drives a lorry at 75 mph

And May drops his tea

 

today on gear top:

i piss on a vauxhall astra

hammond runs over some children

and james shits inside a g wiz

 

TONIGHT ON WRONH GEAR

i eat a cabbage

Richard slaps mays ass

And may eats a dacia sandero

 

Tonight:

I drive a BMW Isetta

Hammond gets an airbag hit to the face

And May gets attacked by chickens

 

the tastiest snack of all

 

Tonight on tiny gear

I EAT RICE

HAMMOND DIES

AND MAY PAINTS A CAR brown

 

this afternight on pot gear

i eat a typwriter

hammock buys a car for 3 quid

and may kidnaps the ukrainian president in a mercedes camaro

 

TONIGHT ON i give up

I BREAK HAMMONDS BONES

HAMMOND GRINDS SOME MEAT

AND MAY DRIVES A DODGE AVENTADOR

 

thginot on top raeg

i run over the stigé

hamodn eats some rat poison

and may turns a g wiz into a airplane and crashes it into a orphanage in bangladesh

 

Tonight, on Low Gear: Belasco city special!

I make it look like an accident


James re-establishes his child trafficking business


and Hammond's sanity becomes more worrying than ever
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Tonight on 5-dimensional gear;
I drive the solidad wendover

hammonds parents disown him

and may single-handedly starts world war 3

 

TONIGHT ON little gear

I CLIMB A WALL

RICHARD EATS BREAD

AND JAMES DRIVES A DACIA GT-R

 

Tonight on reverse gear:

I help May commit a crime

Hammond disappears under suspicious circumstances

And May gets arrested for murder.

 

Tonight on cvt

no geer

 

Tonight on thicc gear:

May eats a particle

Hammond sells kids $19 fortnite cards

And I bomb the capital of europe

 

ToNiGhT oN tOp GeAr
I sMoKe An XbOx
JAMeS rEtHiNkS hIs LiFe ChOiSeS
AnD hAmMoNd CrAsHeS aNoThEr PrIcLeSs CaR

 

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