Update Speculation thread

I swear if we go 3 weeks someone will say BeamNG devs have been assassinated and that BeamNG Gmbh was a shell company for a criminal empire.

 

Beamng GMBH?
BeamNG
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Murder
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Hamsters

HOW DID WE NEVER REALIZE BEAM IS A CRIMINAL CULT WHERE THEY MURDER HAMSTERS FOR GOOD LUCK BEFORE THEY ROB A BANK?! THE REASON WE HAVENT GOTTEN A TEASER IS THEYRE PLANNING THEIR BIGGEST HEIST YET, A HEIST SO BIG THEY WILL HAVE TO KILL HUNDREDS OF HAMSTERS!!!!!!! ITS SO OBVOUS!

 

AAAAAAAAAAA I NEVR NOTICD THJAT THUAT IS VERI BADD WE MUTS STOB BEAMONGI1111!!!!

/s

edit: we're probably getting a teaser wednesday

 

What makes you think that?

 

So, does anyone out there think that the 1996 Pessima Hill Climb will ever become an official configuration?

 

This isn’t speculation but….


Cannon remaster.

 

its got new textures and stuff after pbr update, id like to see more variety with it honestly

 

New Content:

• Configs - Beater,Base,Sport,Race,Drift,Drag
• New body Tuning options like, spoilers and aero stuff
• Engines- V6,V8,V10,V12,V100000

 

Honestly, I'd love to see a stationary swivel variant and/or multiple shots (not physically accurate, but possible and certainly fun). Should we get those, there's the bones for a good scenario/mission/game mode in there.

 

The longer the wait. The better the teaser. I Had a bad week. I wanted teaser. But eh better When they reward us. I wanted a cookie. bemang did not give one Today. So i downloaded some mods from the Forms. and i am now happy

 

yesssss

 

Chainshot would be fun

 

If Miramar gets updated, it won't be full remaster without i6 and coupe version.

 

that sounds good

 

youve heard of NNN, now i present: NTM!
No Teaser March
survive the whole month without the devs posting any teasers/hints/anything related to the update
who can stay sane until then?

 

exactly, its a test to see who here is crazy
hint: its all of us

 

I was going to say. I mean, everyone here spends hours telling internet strangers about evidence they found that proves when car game updates and what it has? Is that not crazy?because that’s the point of this thread.

 

Oh well "NTM" in French doesn't exactly have this meaning....

Hint : you say that when you don't really like somebody and let's say that it's basically not really kind