Update Speculation thread

The remastered covet variants be like:

 

I'd like to imagine that every time someone looks at Steam Database entries, they delay the update's release by a day.

 

i like to think they come in here, see the chaos, and decide we as a whole are not yet worthy for it

 

I like to think they don't give a crap about our shitposting one way or another and they will release the update When it's ready™

tdev confirmed pissing

 

rather fine chap that one

 

We need TDEV to post the final countdown before he posts the final countdown so we know he’s gonna post the final countdown. And, have a final countdown before the final countdown before the final countdown. And a final countdown before that, and a final countdown before that, and a final countdown before that…

 

I need to see creator branch getting updated, then i'm going to play the final countdown 10 hours loop or until 0.25 gets released

 

final countdown sped up, played on 0.25 speed

 

Here you go!

 

Why are people talking about the final countdown the update obviously isn't ready yet bruh

 

A: we're excited
B: did you not see the covet "MR Turbo" teaser that looks basically finished?

 

But you see, "looks finished" and "is finished" are very different! There's testing, bug fixes and more that has to happen before they even think about releasing it, although it is a good sign.

 

im so exciteddd i cant believe we are this close to the next update! driving the bastion for the first time feels like yesterday

 

Yet this is the second-longest update stretch to date - a note of the quality of the previous

And here's the chaos we were waiting for

 

Anyone else just get an update for the game?

 

No ?

 

It’s really small, took like a second to download and then said “failed to download, no internet.” Internet must just be acting up.

 

Probably, there's no updates to public on steamdb anyways.

 

i did