Car Jokes

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by Shimokitazawa5300cc, Dec 9, 2022.

  1. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    Here is a thread you could post jokes and memes about cars.
    Sometimes I thought,different cultural environment causes the culture difference.This might be also suitable for car culture in different area.That's why I make this thread,to share and communicate car culture in your country/area.

    To start with,some jokes and memes from where I live,China:

    A GTI Golf driver pushed his engine to the high revs in a tunnel and been heard by traffic police.The police sat on the exit of the tunnel,let the GTI out and stopped a stock 10th gen Honda Civic behind it
    3 Hondas appear at the same time at the same place could be regarded as a street race
    (Yes in China some Honda drivers,especially 10th gen Civic drivers are very annoying because of their rude driving behaviours :D)
     
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    "turbine engine"
     
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  3. bussin.buses

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    “Mom, can we have a classsic car?”
    “No, we have one at home.”
    The one at home:
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  4. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    VW Phaeton driver in China be like:
    -Please trust me,this is really a luxury car.It costs my money a lot.
    -You call the Passat as a luxury car?lmao
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    Moving roadblocks on Chinese road be like:
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    (Levin Sentra Corolla)
    (Sounds rhyming lol)
     
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  5. bussin.buses

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  6. BlueLife

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    subaru: exists.
    people: subaru's an australian company.
    subaru: no im a japanese company.
    also people: no you have the stars from australia, that means your australian.
    also subaru: that doesnt mean im australian

    im not good with jokes :/
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    *clap 5x* best one. (fr)
     
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  7. bussin.buses

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    I honestly used to think Subaru was South American when I was five.
     
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  8. BlueLife

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    what
     
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  9. CaptainZoll

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    what do you mean, of course they're australian! didn't you notice they make a car called the outback, and have taken multiple attempts at making utes?
     
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  10. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    "Yo man,what car do u drive"
    "I drive an Evo"
    "Cool dude I drive an AMG"
    "What kind of AMG?"
    "It's a Mitsubishi Galant AMG."
    "tbh man my car is a Mercedes 190E Evo."
     

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  11. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    Car meme in China:Cadillac=Boss of the massage centre
    In 2017,Gaode,an online navigation map company in China,made an investigation about the destination their users set,divided into different brands.(The investigation only included luxury brands EXCEPT Acura and Alfa Romeo.)
    The result is as follows:
    Volvo owners:Universities,foreign agencies,theatre,temples,world heritage sites and libraries
    Lexus owners:Schools(mostly primary school and kindergarthen),seafood restaurants and their factories
    Infiniti owners:Office,movie theatre,shopping centre and high-class foreign restaurant
    Audi owners:Universities,hospitals,goverment agencies and scenery spots
    Mercedes owners:Brown stone district,airport,high-class hotel and hot pot resturants
    BMW owners:Flats,shopping centres,pedestrian zone and bussiness zone
    Cadillac owners:MASSAGE CENTRE,NIGHT CLUBS,PRIVATE CLUBS
     
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  12. JustANormalDriver

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    no one use's beamNG, so im gonna use it for one!
    Subaru Baja Existing:
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    Me thinking what subaru baja is:
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  13. bussin.buses

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    Your family: sees a Honda front clip
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    You:
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    Your parents:
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    I've actually seen a few of those, almost uglier than the Nissan Juke.

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    Sport frog.
     
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  18. bussin.buses

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    US citizens: NASCAR is such an American sport!
    NASCAR’s new wheels:
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    Japanese tuner wheels:
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    Is that a profile on BeamNG.com? How did they get their signature there?
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  19. DontKnowWhy186

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    Everyone: BMW M4 has huge grille. Screenshot_20230305-145100-059.png

    Dodge RAM: Am I a joke to you?
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  20. bussin.buses

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    Civic owners when the V-Tec kicks in
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