Car Jokes

People be like when you speak out your point of view:

 

no one:
America: We have the best police force!
Meanwhile:

 

BeamNG Police AI irl

 

Well i actually Saw something about the story of Citroën but they were just the main thing to remember . And i think those are not so reliable

*Cough*cough*Citroën SM*cough*cough*

 

I don'r want this thread dead so here is another joke:

Altima driver(North American English)
Peugeot driver(British English)
Prius driver(Japanese English)
Lavida driver(Chinese English)
K5 Optima driver(South Korean English)
Myvi driver(Malaysian English)
Trash driver(Esperanto)

 

2020s internet meme be like:
(low quality sound)This is a
Toyota
Toyota
Toyota
(it seems that the picture isn't low quality enough)

 

Zoom in and the picture gets even lower quality

 

You forgot the random sound effects, miat, and a more cooked image.

 

miat

idk why this just seemed so funny to me

 

Discord nerd emoji sound effect ten hour loop

 

2020s internet meme be like(remastered):

*low quality sound*
This is a
Toyota
Toyota
Toyota
*music**cat spinning*

 

*MIAT* *Android notification sound* *who invited this kid?*
And of course, a cooked recording of a revving supra in the background. This is 2020 humour, dunno how it's funny. It just is.

 

lol

 

This is so funny.

 

- Son: Mom, can i have a big van? i need it for me and my new business.
- Mom: Ok!
*2 WEEKS LATER*
- Mom: Here you go son!
- Son: You Got it already? Thank You so much! where is it?
- Mom: In the garage.
- Son: ok.
- Son: *running to the garage*
- Son: ....

- Mom: it has a lot of power! over 11 hp! Be careful son.
- Son: Mom, have you fallen from your ego level to your IQ level again?
- Son: *whispering "f*ck i knew i should refuse getting adopted by that beach"*

Only few % can understand this

 

During the days a random auto salon is holding:
Me:*checking my social media
Why do everybody now at SEMA/Tokyo Auto Salon/other smth?Gosh I wish I could be there next year
A year later
Me:*checking my social media
Why do everybody now at SEMA/Tokyo Auto Salon/other smth?Gosh I wish I could be there next year
Like this,years after years
(All my guys are now at GT Show in Suzhou now.Just feel envious)

 

Citroën makes more profit with cheap cars than expensive one
--- Post updated ---

The coincidence is that 3/4 if the pursuits filmed are from the US

 

...and then , there's Citroën

 

Ok so, who is the most click bait car channel, we gonna finish this battle for once and all.





euuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh of the 3



euuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh





Conclusion: every big car realated channels are clickbait.

 

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