Car Jokes

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by Shimokitazawa5300cc, Dec 9, 2022.

  1. Joe Blower

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    If you have to eys and you are not blind, you can see where the dot is (AT THE END)

    "(on the internet) content whose main purpose is to attract attention and encourage visitors to click on a link to a particular web page."

    By the way, I don't have time to lose with you guys anymore. Say what you want guys.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=def...id-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
     
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  3. SSRG

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  4. Mikah 01

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    Some people says a twingo is a U-haul you own
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    And in France, one car, one Goal : it gotta fit , no matter how
     
  5. Joe Blower

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    Forgotten to insert quotes and it don't wanna let me to edit it.
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    No, you too guys are the toxic persons who is trying to get an argument for everything that are keyboard warriors. That is how the internet is anyways.

    I was suppose to stop talking about that, I think it is useless to lose a part of my life with toxic people...

    I'm gonna go do things right now that are useful to me and benificial to my life.
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    Here is a good one and I can confirm it is true beacause I'am canadian

    How they drift in us
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    How we drift in canada
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  6. SmokeyDokey

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    The fact that all of that could fit in the little twingo is insane, wouldn't believe it unless I saw it. Makes me want one almost.

    I haven't been impolite once, just politely countering your arguments with facts (and not even impolite when you told me to shut up!) and I'm toxic? What you were saying was objectively wrong, so I was countering it (without saying anything about your character, just focusing on the statements). Bussin' didn't say anything toxic either. Can agree on the 'this is how the internet is', saying blatant false statements and getting mad when you're corrected. Final response to this 'argument'.
     
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  7. Joe Blower

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    How we drift in canada
    I said "shut up" so you don't think you have owned me, beacause this is how the internet is, again. The internet hate honnest people like me.

    Plus I know that what I say is not an argument, it is a fact.
     
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  9. Joe Blower

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  11. Joe Blower

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    It would be funny if the guy didn't look ĺike the guy who is manipulating my grandmother
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    Anyways I'll ignore that fact.

    Then it is funny. I understand it loll.
     
  12. Mikah 01

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    covertwingo-365x200.jpg renault-twingo-insolte-2.jpg


    Imagine not braking at the right Time with this
     
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  14. Joe Blower

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    I agree
     
  15. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    What car do they drift in Japan:
    R-C.jpg
    What car do we drift in China:
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  17. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    the forum broke the attachment I assume
     
  18. Mikah 01

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  19. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    well if the forum breaks the attachments,here are them:
    R-C.jpg
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  20. Mikah 01

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    Two french automotrice joke :

    1st:

    Everyone using 6.0 V8 Turbo engine with Big tube :
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    The french using their 1.5-2.0 I4 Hdi with a small straight pipe

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    2nd :

    Mom Can i have a sport truck ?
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    Mom : no we already have a sport truck at home

    Sport truck at home :

    DS-Mille-Patte-Michelin-11.jpg
     
    #100 Mikah 01, Sep 27, 2023
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