Car Jokes

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by Shimokitazawa5300cc, Dec 9, 2022.

  1. SSRG

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  2. Mikah 01

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    The first ever laboratory car . And it should Come with beamng's tire Wear and thermals update
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    And it's a sport truck
     
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  4. Mikah 01

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    Speed in the US :
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    Speed in Germany :
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    Speed in France :
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  6. Mikah 01

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    :confused:
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    I'm not saying french cars are slow , this is myth of a french tunning aparently has 935hp out of a 1.2L I4
     
  7. Joe Blower

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    Yeah probally not lolll.
     
  8. Mikah 01

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    That's just one part , the last one is a thing that's hard to figure out it's meaning
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    In wich country do you live ?
     
  9. Joe Blower

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    I know, I don't think this 1.2L I4 can make 935hp loll.
     
  10. Mikah 01

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    it's not just the engine.

    There's the thing on top and a "spoiler" to make the car faster . It aerodynamic.


    Also, you want to hear the last part
     
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    The last part is that a spoiler dosen't make a car faster, it make it slower but add downforce.
     
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    It's not just about the engine, it's also about the aerodynamism and the weight, and the french has been thé first to figure that out
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    And technicaly, Peugeot did a car that could reach the 240MPH bar , motorised by a 2.8 V6 so anything is possible
     
  13. Joe Blower

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    Yeah, I'm sure it is even possible with an I4
     
  14. Mikah 01

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    Really ?
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    The thing is , the french figured out how it's possible to make a car faster without necessarely needing a Big engine. The Peugeot that could go reach 240Mph with a 2.8 V6 Prv , the Ds , the Sm , the Panhard Dyna Z
     
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    - Mom , Can we have a sport coupe ?
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    Mom : No , we already have a sport coupe at home



    Sport coupe at home :

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    I know . It's also A LOT cheaper
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    Actually, the 924 is rather cheap
     
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    I would love to have a Fuego.


    As for shitty old renault , my grandpa used to own a renault 18 (the sedan Fuego), and according to him , he Never had some Big problem
     
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    I’ll bet he had a bunch of small problems.
     
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