Car Jokes

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by Shimokitazawa5300cc, Dec 9, 2022.

  1. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    Mom,can we have a JDM?
    Sure son.We've already have one in home
    The one at home:
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  2. Mikah 01

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    Ah , my favorite one is the Hiace
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    I dunno , i'll Ask him one day.




    But it's still more reliable than GM's "Diesel" of the Time
     
  3. Mikah 01

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    This is a bike
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    This is a car
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    So you know what is this ? :

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    Yes , it's a car
     
  4. SSRG

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  5. Mikah 01

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    Just Google Emile Leray
     
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  6. bussin.buses

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  7. Mikah 01

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    It looks like F&F , from r/idiotincars
     
  8. bussin.buses

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    Does this count as a joke?
     
  9. minivanlover11

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    people say the accord tail lights look like crab claws but i personally think they are meant to be staplers, also ive looked at the 2025 toyota camry and i find they are upside down staplers,
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  10. Mikah 01

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    When you Say canyonero in the US :

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    When you Say canyonero in France :

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    (If you don't get it , look for the Aixam megatrack's dimensions)
     
  11. Cyboy

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    What does a ice cube and a BMW driver have in common?



    Both like to slide around, and their IQ.

    (btw. no offense to bmw, would love to get a e46 in the future myself)
     
  12. Flying Fortress

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    i know this is probably dry as hell but...

    what type of car does an egg drive?




    a yolkswagen


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  13. SSRG

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    This one cracked me up.
     
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  14. bussin.buses

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    God, that made it so much better.
     
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  15. Flying Fortress

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    I'll try to find some more
     
  16. Mikah 01

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    What's the common Point between teslas and LGBTQ ?


    They are both Bad things getting more love and popularity, except in Tunisia


    (source: i went to it this year and last year. There's still commonly two strokes)
     
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  17. SSRG

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    Also, they’re both controversial in some way for some people, especially Tesla. Every advanced car person I know in my school hates EVs lol

    Speaking of cars in regions, I went on a trip to Germany, and I knew when I was back in Poland since the average car was approximately ~5-10 years older.
     
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  18. Mikah 01

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    Oh , so i'm not advanced , since my Heart is open to Old EVs.
     
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  19. SSRG

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    TBH I personally don’t mind EVs, and I LOVE old EVs. There’s just something so fun and goofy about them…

    Although I never seen an EV other than modern ones IRL :p
     
  20. Mikah 01

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    Only ev i Seen different from modern EVs , is a retrofitted 4L
     
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