Car Jokes

Yolkswagen.Das egg.

 

so i came up with some funny but true slogans for volvo, and thought i would post them,
1.Volvo you always new someone that had one growing up,
2.Volvo you never considered getting one until you see the crash test videos,
3.Volvo you probably built one out of legos when you were little without knowing it,
4.Volvo you probably forgot they exist.
5.wait volvos are safe, reliable, luxurious, and cheap used, heck im getting one!

 

https://www.onehellofatown.com/category/stickers?page=3
These are great.

 

-mom , Can we have a V6 coupe ?




Mom: of course , we already have a one at home

V6 coupe at home:

 

The “at home” one I’d want more probably lol

 

Citroen SM is 100 times better than Delorean DMC12

 

Me too . Heck , in France, the Sm Can be found on Leboncoin (french Craiglist) , working. And that , for half the Price of the DeLorean.

I mean , more like 50 Times . If it had cooler Doors , a more reliable engine (not sure if the regembau diesel conversions makes it any better) , then it would a 100 times

 

'Murica better.

 

But DeLorean 's engine franco-swedish tho (and definetly not the best)


Btw , you are the only one to like it

 

Me and the people that spend $60,000 on them, as well as Back to the Future fans.

OT:
Only maybe?

 

i see no issue here

 

Yes but , Sm better still



There are also people willing to spend 40000€ (43000$) on it , and the one who knows it from the longest yard.


And that one american who did a speed record with it , by only putting two turbos on it

 

average “thread turns into europe vs america” moment

 

ever seen those volvo "ferrari style"logos?

 

yes i remenber someone here had one as a pfp

 

@Poirot to be exact.

 

Their innocent fun... mostly.

 

POV : when you want a sedan , but your wife wants a Renault Clio, so you
comprise :

 

What kinda wife is that? Lol

 

The (EU) wife who wants a compact car to manœuvrer easly in cities