Vehicular Stereotypes

A 16-17 year old virgin with fuck all funds and wants to have sickest ride in town.


And go,

 

40 year old passive agressive woman who spends most of her time carting her kids between school and soccer practice.
7 months after being purchased brand new, the car will be involved in a front end collision with a town and Country, occurring because of aggressive driving in the parking lot at the soccer field.
2015 Suburban

 

White, female, mid-forties, stay at home mom with a wealthy husband. Spends entire day traveling back and forth from Starbucks and the Mall.

 

40 year old man who buys the car thinking it'll turn him into a real cowboy. Indeed, he looks like a loser (and a poser) who could've bought a regular Dodge Grand Caravan instead of a full-size SUV - he uses the car only to take his children from and to school.

Now, stereotype a rusty, junky '92 or so Geo Metro.


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25 year old woman who just got into real estate.

 

ME

stereotype this:

 

A bogan fuckwit who may only redeem themselves if they stick holden badges on it.

 

Company car of a middle aged British office drone?

 

Amateur dash-cammer who manages to record 1-3 crashes every week that he causes.


(imported from here)

 

55 year old divorced dad who made enough money to buy a Jag before retiring.

 

No car to discuss. Stereotype this:

 

Middle aged classic car enthusiast who hasn't got enough money for an ancient car so spends 3k on a lovely little fun car.

 

as there is no car for me to stereotype, i shall post a new one



stereotype the hummer

 

Y'all need to learn how to use this thread.
Everytime you stereotype a car that someone else posted, you have to post a car to be stereotyped.

<stereotype of car>

<new car to be stereotyped>

It isn't difficult. :|

 

Mainstream stereotype would be a male with a rather tiny penis.
Next:
BMW Z1 E30

 

Middle aged male who bought that car back in the 90's, and enjoys to drive it. Keeps it well preserved and maintained.

Tough one:

 

A depressed 40-year old single man who takes a perfectly fine truck and ruins it just to have a new store promotion.


(imported from here)

 

seriously? we literally JUST went over this not 3-4 posts ago

EDIT: NVM, you fixed it

 

60 year old grandparent who has a decent bit of money but lives modestly and drives a nicer car.

Take a whack at this one.

 

Middle aged upper middle class man. Has a chubby wife and 2 kids.


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