Ugliest cars ever

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by BlueScreen, Jun 28, 2014.

  1. BlueScreen

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    Good thing it's not in front of you. For your retinas.
     
  2. Potato

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    They just...ugh
    Completely stock, they all look like they have some sort of funky, ugly body kit on them.
    They have a certain coolness about them, drivetrain wise, but they're just so ugly.
    Not really my thing.
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  3. mrboojay

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    I kind of think it is neat how the whole front of the Pontiac lights up, looks neat with the parking lights on.
     
  4. BlueScreen

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    Those lights actually look pretty cool :|
    Except for the weird plastic bullbar-like thing on the front bumper, it doesn't look bad at all.
     
  5. redrobin

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    But I actually like the Bonneville.
     
  6. Potato

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    ehhh
    I just hate the era when detroit was pumping out v6, fwd shitboxes.
    Late 80s-mid 90s
    I hate all of them.
    And I like cars that have the little pushbars in the bumpers.
    Not ot I love these cars:
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    They were cooler back in the old days when they were actually metal, but with little rubber pads on them so you could push shit and not scratch it up.
     
  7. Slammington

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    This car is an old hooker with a wrinky vagina, saggy tits and a prolapsed anus.
    AND SHE WANTS YOU TO DO HER.
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  8. Hati

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    that blue grand prix with all the poorly fitting plastic bodywork would be awesome in BeamNG. I'd love Gabester to stick one of his land yachts in game with a fuckton of detachable plastic cladding just like the Grand Prix.

    Think of all the parts that would come flying off, there's the lower lip on that bumper, the bumper it'self, the plastic cladding behind the bumper leading up to the wheel arch... the 3 lights, and the plastic rocker panel on the side, oversized rub strip on the door. Back bumper and the seperate plastic lip on that too.... All that falling off and dragging on the ground when you're offroading it in ways it should never be offroaded would look great.
     
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  10. ItaliAsian

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  11. CaffeinatedPixels

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    If the grille wasn't body coloured, just black or even chrome, it would look 25x better.

    As for the rims, put some of these on.


    (imported from here)
     
  12. 14ramosr

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    (imported from here)
    Oh god, whyyy
     
  13. TheAdmiester

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  14. HadACoolName

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    Citroen what are you doin?
    Citroen-C1-2014-Geneva-Motor-Show-debut-with-price-and-specs.jpg
    Citroen STAHP!
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  15. aljowen

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    I think the C4 picasso looks quite nice in that image. The C1 i am not too keen on, the black pillars and odd headlights don't really make it that attractive to me.
     
  16. VeyronEB

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    Got bored, I think I made it better. Not sure...

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    Yeah I should totally be a car designer.
     
  17. HadACoolName

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    Colour them pillars, then you will have an attractive C1
     
  18. Potato

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    I think they designed that car to have a face.
    It's even got eyebrows.
     
  19. SixSixSevenSeven

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    Its a grumpy school teacher
     
  20. aljowen

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    It would seem that they are trying to go for both cute and aggressive at the same time, i don't think they succeeded at either.
     
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