Car Jokes

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by Shimokitazawa5300cc, Dec 9, 2022.

  1. Mikah 01

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    Are hydrogen and GPL any better than fuel? They could be alternatives
     
  2. LegThePeg

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    Hydrogen is by far the best fuel, however the technology on the market is very expensive and not refined enough for it to be a viable option. In 15-20 years, hydrogen cars might be more common. LPG (Liquefied Petroleum Gas) is quite efficient, but again, the technology is not there, and the only real implementations in the US are in buses.
     
  3. Mikah 01

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    Technologue is not there ?
     
  4. LegThePeg

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    Well, it is there, it is just underutilized, and is only used in buses
     
  5. Mikah 01

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    Not in EU . The Dacia Jogger has a GPL powered engine you Can choose, and GPL was very popular in Italia in the 90's i think
     
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    So has he figured out the problem yet ? Is it the axle ?
     
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  9. bussin.buses

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  10. Mikah 01

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    what the hack happened to your left headlight ?
     
  11. bussin.buses

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    I removed it.
     
  12. Mikah 01

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    What's the common point between a Wankel and communism ?


    They both work........on paper
     
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  13. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    Both of them did not work well in France
    I mean,Paris Commune and Citroen GZ
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  14. Mikah 01

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    GS also had a F4


    It neither worked in Germany too

    Two different Berlins and RO80


    Neither in japan

    Empire and most Mazdas
     
  15. Shimokitazawa5300cc

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    Well I have to point out that during the time the Empire of Japan exist,Japan still remain captalism.Japan had never been into the socialism/communism society in the history
    (But as the behaviour of the JRCL stands,they even did not understand what communism really mean)
    and Mazda did well in RE.At least better than others.Like this
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    and this
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  16. Mikah 01

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    Well , when one doesen't exist anymore , and the other one got brought by the most aware french car brand, it's sure that you have an advantage
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    And , we did a good rotary : the M35


    And , Citroën was so much Into rotary that the CX was planned to have one AND even if Mazda has a Rotary, Citroën has a rotary....... Helicopter


    Boom
     
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  17. Mikah 01

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    France Never was communist too . commune was a parisian governement, which was created when the actual governement took all canons from Paris, wich served against the Prussians. They settled up in Versailles, and so have started an event called in french " semaine sanglante" , leading the Communards against the Versaillais. There's nothing communist in that
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    With EV , You have one advantage and 133434245789 disadvantages
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    Now that you postes that , i Wonder how the Teslas, deemed to be " ecologic" are delivered. Possible not with a tesla semi, way too much money loss
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    Anyway, here's a joke :

    What's the difference between a Renault 12 in Tunisia and a mining truck (Belaz ?

    The Tunisian R12 Carries 20 time more sand than the truck
     
  18. itzdaechoindawadaa

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    uhhhhh a reliable Maserati that doesn't lose value (Please laugh)
     
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  19. LegThePeg

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    delete
     
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  20. Mikah 01

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    ???
     
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