Average day of fishbazookas: *Wakes up in a tree house full of parrots* *Eats a monkey for breakfast* *Goes outside and gets jumped by more monkeys* *Drives a twingo to work* *After work, parties in Rio de Janeiro until midnight* *Goes home only to get jumped by monkeys once again* **This is not meant to be offensive** --- Post updated --- How did this even happen lol
We clearly have the best beaches: Of course, right now you wouldn't want to go to the beach, as it is 18 F here (or -7.7 C), but it is really nice in the summer!