Neutral Gear

Tonoite on neutral gear

I copy an idea from Jixaw
Jams wears a hat
And hamstring wrecks the Renault E-Class

Spoiler: What is this dumpster fire?

This is just a Bottom Gear ripoff lol. If you haven’t seen Bottom Gear, what is wrong with you.
Anyways, write the script for a hypothetical Top Gear/Grand Tour episode. GO!!!

 

welcom ladies and gentlemens today we will be reviewing the renault dingfuck 2012

 

now as you can see, te dingfuck has a very faste schpeed of 2.9MHz, along wih an inderior made purely from recycled carboard

 

it has an i0.5 engin and it wud teek on the mercaides seeleer

 

let’s run the dingf##k around the test track shall we

 

we think that the dingfook could go to the top of the leederboard and we thought that you would prefer see the dingfuck be ran on the track by our racing drivar

 

olright m8's the Shtig will commit a lap of the track

 

and hes off!!! no wheelspeen coming off the laine but again this car has 2.9mhz of power in a good day

 

*Stig noises*

 

oooond hes here!!!
twas a alaptime of aboot 1:59, roight under thy 2 miligram marc!!!

 

i'd say that did pretty goo-
shut up jame

 

t'night on neutral gear:

hammnd gets locked up in a gulag


i fly to the ur-anus in the new apollo 69™ space mission


and jaws decapitates me with a machete

 

and now onto ah challenge, can you droive across the entirety of uerope in a cah for 100 vietnamese dong

 

oil be droivin the dingfuck, hammr will droive the 1999 Kia Picant, und jams will roide the dasia sadero

 

we star'ed our journey at the 7:55 am eurostar service to paris, where jam would immediately stall his shiddero

 

wiff tooh ho'rs left, homdno and i were spat out on the highways ne'er the cit'eh of toiletteshitté

 

unforchuna''ley i ended up havin enjine troubles at the romanian border, but after redirecting me ba''''ery directly into hamster's bowls we got back to motoring

 

hemoroid, decoided to smuggl a couple o' blokes' over the Rumunian bode', in hi' bumpe'

ond soom, we saw Jam comin' ove' in hi' Vokwogon Polio

 

oonfurtoneteley, the eengen of Jym's Vowonogon Poolo had also shattent itself which men't tha't we ha'd to re'place his engin' wiff an 3 vietnamese dong 1.9 TDI engin wiff oopdated sparkplugs directly from Mongo'lia

 

wui crosed th' bode', an' hemoroid got paid 21 vietcong dong for th' hooman's he smoggled

nou' we wer' droivin over the Carpet mountains, and Jam wantd' to revive the pechora concetrated cam'