Tell me, what is it like to eat ones keys? I just read your signature and I'm curious as to whether they're crunchy or chewy?
can't tell if its crunchy or not, as i just swallow them whole, but i can tell the taste is a bit metallic (unless the fob has its ken hidden, and no metal bits on the outside, then it really doesn't taste like anything) and if it has one; the acid from the battery can give you a slight energy boost
Well it's true that acid give you energy, damn it sounds like keys are like vitamins. A good source of iron and other minerals plus a healthy energy boost to kickstart the day
