Update Speculation thread

New teaser now!

 

I guess someone is going to have to deswirl that...

 

Someone please restore this picture)

 

Yet another cryptic teaser.

 

Killing myself dude
Why can’t we just have normal teasers? Back in the day they’d just show us a screenshot!

 

Here you go

 

Oh boy, what are we seeing now?
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What? How?? How did you do that??? And what even is that????

 

Teaser Thursday anyone?

 

looks like a centrifuge)

 

I will take my guess: That thing is a thing that spins around while the car is hooked onto it to "straighten its frame". In the teaser today it "spun out of control"

 

There looks to be a hitch and a rotating platform on it, so maybe some sort of spinner? It would also fit in with the hamster wheel remaster. This update could be focusing on props/destruction machines.

 

Maybe we'll finally get a realistic car crusher..

 

its funny how we still dont know wtf is this

 

Ah, yes, car spinner my beloved

 

So currently we have 3 teasers, and no idea what they even are. What in the world could this update be?

 

I feel like we won't get a car remaster or a new car for v0.37

 

Attach car with crooked frame, neutral drop it, list on facebook marketplace with "never been in an accident" in the description

 

I don't really understand how a frame straightener would work in game with the physics, unless it like uses the j beam code to fix the damage or something

 

me looking at the second teaser and the third teaser:

oh, yeah. it's all coming together.

 

i guess it will straighten the frame
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i hope that we get a real semi trailer based car crusher