Vehicular Stereotypes

Early 40's, male, computer programmer. Has trouble with women because he's on his way to being bald, and his high powered glasses aren't helping. He thinks that driving a car named after a really awesome movie will make him seem cool, it doesn't.

2002 GMC Sonoma

 

a guy that is too regular to be special.

stereotype this: 1958 buick limited

 

Old American elderly who likes to restore vintage classics.

Stereotype this: 2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser

(imported from here)

 

Someone stuck in the past. They thought owning a "hot rod" would make them cool, and they didn't know any better. (it's ugly, aaaaannnnnd, DEAD. REAR. AXLE. Was a torsion bar too expensive??? )
This

 

Mom with 4 kids who all just so happen to play, you guessed it, rugby.

Stereotype this: 2005 Volvo V70R

 

Head of a meth cartel who likes to have a bit of fun while remaining inconspicuous.

2013 Ford Fiesta with a manual. (My grandpas second car.)

 

Side-note:

I just laughed my head off. Wow. Just wow. I guess my dad is the head of a meth cartel! Umm... Great?

 

Mid-20's, wanted a peppy hatchback but this was all he could afford.
This

 

American redneck who thought it would be cool to make his minivan look like a truck to try to impress his friends who actually have trucks. It failed

 

Man who has restored a C3 Stingray and may modify it for show off.

Stereotype this: 2012 Tata Nano

(imported from here)

 

Young Indian man that has little money but is too smart for the very dodgy second hand car market there.

 

A guy that takes more stuff (luxury) with himself and stil makes it over the rocks
Stereotype this: 1961 ford taunus 17m (not taurus)

 

Classic car enthusiast in his late 50s or 60s, retired and dedicated entirely to his car collection. Keeps it stored in a garage together with his other cars and only drives it once a week.

Stereotype this:

(imported from here)

 

Head of the albanian mafia who doesn't want to draw any attention while on the street.

 

someone that doesnt like insane bright colors and stilll wants to be seen as someone special


VW polo 86c squareback pre-facelift

 

22 year old eastern european who wanted to have a german premium car despite being unemployed. The cars gearbox will later die due to constant misshifts.

Seat Altea, have fun

 

Fat nun.

Have a go at this:

 

Stupid 20-something kid who wanted to flush out his car but couldn't afford any stickers. He's now broke and can't afford Viagra for his rear windshield wiper.


(imported from here)

 

Guy in his twenties who thought it was a great idea to put grippy winter tires onto his obviously drift oriented 240sx with an s13 front.
He will most likely try anyways and fail badly

Have fun:

 

16 year old ricer who can't figure out the difference between Christmas and F&F.