General Car Discussion

probably a circuit board hack

 

The NHTSA is scaring me. My auto seat belts don't work, but this is still scary.

• Crash:Yes
• Fire:No
• Number of Injuries:1
• Number of Deaths:1

Manufacturer: Ford Motor Company

Vehicle Identification No. (VIN): Not Available

SUMMARY:

LOST CONTROL ON WET ROAD HIT TREE HEAD-ON AND SEAT BELT CAME OUT OF TRACK ALLOWED DRIVER TO BE DECAPITATED. *NM

Thank fucking god my seat belts don't really work besides the lap ones.

 

You weigh like 80 pounds. You're not gonna break any seatbelts.

 

Yeah. But still, it wasn't nice seeing this in a field of other complaints.

 

Yeah beheaded people never stop complaining, those bastards.

 

I'm sure it was a combination of the driver being really fat, speed, and worn out components.
I wouldn't worry about it. Ford thoroughly tested it to make sure it was safe when they were designing the car.

 

All true. #FATBITCHTAPOUT

 

I hope you crash it and get your head cut off. You deserve it for stiffing me on the refund that you fucking promised me if this board was DOA.

 

Haha, no. Like you'll hurt me anyway. :/ Take it to PM.

 

While I wouldn't wish death on anyone... woah.

 

Besides the death threats, >.<, picked up shifter bushings.

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Don't let me forget that my mom's car's seat switch just happened to short and catch on fire (almost) with a window barely cracked in the rain. Yay.

 

If and when I find the motherfucker who door dinged my truck yesterday...

Deep breaths.

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On a lighter note, I now know how clouds are made.

 

Rang guy today.

He sold the car earlier today. Great and all but if he'd responded to my message 2 days ago he could have sold it 2 days sooner and I could have had a bargain.

 

Guys. Dodge is selling the big dually Ram here in Australia soon, but HSV (Holden Special Vehicles) gets to work on them first Drift Ram anyone?

 

Damn, I hate when I am trying to buy something off craigslist and I message the seller, and they just never respond. Like at least they could tell me that they already sold the item, then I wouldn't be checking my email every 30 minutes for 3 days.

 

I looked at a '93 Honda Civic. Drove all the way to the other side of the city (40 freaking minutes), just to find out that he sold it 10 minutes before we got there.

The damn car was sold to us and everything. He said to come get it. Sold it to some other person because he could make an extra $300.

 

I hate people that do that.
You drive across half Germany to get something and then they're like : "I'm sorry, but someone bought this for 50$ more 10 minutes ago."

 

My dad just told me that he's in the market for a '65 Ford Mustang.

*cue school girl gitty noises*

 

Im in the market for any pre 78 Holdens.

*cue meh noises from foreigners*

 

Hmm
Meh