You know you play too much beamNG when

When u look at website going Down hallway at school principal yells at you to put your phone away and you reply "shut up I'm busy"

 

If that's true, I'm sure that went well for you.

 

He's old and forgetful so he forgot by the end of day

 

Wow. What kind of school do you go to...

 

...

 

when you call your dad's explorer a roamer

 

When you want to crash your Civic that you call a Covet

 

When you play so much that when your real life vehicle breaks down you start looking for a JBeam file for it.

 

When you have 200 hours of playtime and are afraid of getting a drivers license.

 

When you dream of burning piles upon piles upon piles of 5450s because you can barely play Beam on them.
Or even better, when you try to start my PC on a 300 watt PSU and want to slice off your own head for it. That happened.

 

When you see an Infiniti I30 and call it an Ibishu Pessima

 

When you see an Evo and want to call it a sunburst

 

When You call a Chevy Silverado a D-Series.

 

When everytime you see a car that looks similar to the ones in the game you just have to identify every single thing that is and isn't the same, and when you always have to disgrace any driving and crashing physics in any game. True story, and it's super annoying.

 

^^ Yeah. I like to play Live For Speed now, and the visual damage is not very good at all. The body deforms but that is it, no breaking glass, no rims pooping off, etc.

 

When all you think of when you see a car is *how would that car deform hmm...*

 

Just throw a T-Seres on it.
Wait what?

 

when you check on your steam account and the time that you played was this:
33330000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003 minuets.
Or when you form a fear of Pessimas.

 

That might be the best desc i've ever seen.

 

I have 515 Hrs of post a pic when I get home