*I have a Pessima base and live in a mobile home,still in collage a table is full of denied applications and my house is a dump and I am watching TV on a very small TV*
Ugh... I need a job, but I only know this history stuff. Collage is way too expensive.. *takes a nap*
-walking to work- -*boss* hey, I was wondering if you could post some posters up asking people to apply for a job here- -hands stack of posters- -I walk around town posting posters- -one blows off of the lamp post- -flies into mobile home- -smacks Dealercrash in the face-
*I fall down and hit my head and end up going to the hospital getting a concussion* Oh god.... wh-y...
-*boss* well, we still got one position open, know of anyone who could fill it?- -*me* wow, not a lot of people responded to those ads.... One went missing, so I guess someone somewhere is debating it- -*co-worker* but knowing our luck, they are probably stuck in the hospital or something-
Doctor: Okay, your bill is 3,600$. Me: What?! I can't pay that! Doctor: Well, we are taking your car. Me: Wait n- Me: Well, now I don't have a car. Oh god... next thing I know my insurance will raise up my rates and take away my house. *lays in bed*
-by the power of all that's holy (and my typing skills) another ad advertising a job at my work flies into dealercrashes hospital room- -lands on table beside him-