Roleplaying YAY

The asbestos seeps through a tiny crack in the gas mask, slowly poisoning dealer from within.

 

*only signal @Dealercrash gets is Beamsnake's propoganda*

 

*DEALER Fainted*
*drags dealer into a car boot, locks boot, puts wood over, metal and iron bars, anti-ex machina proofing, convinient weapon proofing*

 

Don't push it, that want my car, do you even know what car I drive?! Your just destroying random cars, I take a cab cause I don't have a car...

 

*blows up random cab with dog inside*
*hmm, the tag took me to carjohns house*
*searches another taxis*
different names, all leading to carjohn's house*

 

*destroys cab depo*

 

*I get up* Well, that was close!! That ricer was so ugly....
*Gets in basement and plays counter strike*

 

*cuts off power*

 

*dealer wakes up again in coffin*

 

*while trapped 6ft under*

 

You can be out of here as fast as you came in, so watch it
Also, there are like a hundred different cab depots within 20 miles of here

 

coffin falls onto rock surrounding lava pit, rock crumbles fast

 

Awww... well i have my laptop! *plays counter strike*

Wow...I love the coffin mod, when you kill a player they are in a coffin!

(I don't know what i am thinking)

 

Hirochi CR4 falls onto coffin, rock is nearly broken

 

I don don't know what game ur talking about...

 

*hacks radio tower, resulting in all wireless, batteryless,wired devices to instantly bsod*

 

roof falls onto dealers basement in his dream

 

(*gasp*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counter-Strike:_Global_Offensive)

Awww...well, I still have my private radio tower!
*protects radio tower and plays more counter strike*

 

*Beamsnake goes into hiding*

 

-we are all sleeping and dreaming, yet somehow, all our subconsciouses are connected-
-planes fall out of sky and blow up the whole town-