Roleplaying YAY

*fire gets put out*

*I walk to the wreckage of the truck*

THE PARKING BRAKE WAS ON!

 

-new EXM catches fire-
Well, start running

 

*Calls EXM*

Me: I HAVE HAD 3 EXM TRUCKS, AND THEY ALL CAUGHT ON FIRE. ONE OF THEM EVEN DESTROYED MY NEIGHBOR'S PRIVATE PROPERTY. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

EXM worker: Sorry for your inconvenience, we'll look into this further.

Me: YOU BETTER! AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A NEW HOUSE FOR MY NEIGHBOR!

EXM worker: *Hangs up*

 

-EXM brings new truck-
-EXM catches fire-

 

*calls EXM*

Me: LISTEN HERE, YOU F$&%ERS, I DO NOT EVER WANT TO MAKE BUISNESS WITH YOU AGAIN. DON'T SEND ME ANY MORE OF YOU $#!TTY TRUCKS, OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NECK!

 

-EXM sends more trucks-
-all catch fire-

 

*3 months later*

EXM stopped sending trucks, I still have the Hopper and the ETK, and the neighbors built a new house. Life is good.

 

-looks up-
-EXMs fall from the sky-
-we all run and hide-
-wakes up from nightmare-

 

Also, you moved in with me. Your bedroom is on the main floor, and mine is in the basement.

 

Wait, when did that happen?
Idk
Idc
-puts mixtape in CD player-
-house explodes in fire cloud-

 

XD

 

-EXM sends new truck-

 

-Sells it-
--- Post updated ---
Here's a nice photo of the house I took from my drone.

 

Okay! So I forgot about role-playing here so I'll have to redo some things. I traded in the coupe for a 4 door V6 Pessima, and I now live in Garfield Heights. I'm still a cop but with a new car, one fit for a smaller town.

 

-wakes up one morning-
-sees EXM truck driving by-
-it explodes and lands of the house-

 

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I had a nice "relaxing" drive in the ETK today.

 

This is worrying.
I have just spotted an extremely shady looking van parked right outside the school.

 

Lol
-drives up to Van-
-Van explodes-
-dies-