*Calls EXM* Me: I HAVE HAD 3 EXM TRUCKS, AND THEY ALL CAUGHT ON FIRE. ONE OF THEM EVEN DESTROYED MY NEIGHBOR'S PRIVATE PROPERTY. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! EXM worker: Sorry for your inconvenience, we'll look into this further. Me: YOU BETTER! AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A NEW HOUSE FOR MY NEIGHBOR! EXM worker: *Hangs up*
*calls EXM* Me: LISTEN HERE, YOU F$&%ERS, I DO NOT EVER WANT TO MAKE BUISNESS WITH YOU AGAIN. DON'T SEND ME ANY MORE OF YOU $#!TTY TRUCKS, OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NECK!
*3 months later* EXM stopped sending trucks, I still have the Hopper and the ETK, and the neighbors built a new house. Life is good.
Okay! So I forgot about role-playing here so I'll have to redo some things. I traded in the coupe for a 4 door V6 Pessima, and I now live in Garfield Heights. I'm still a cop but with a new car, one fit for a smaller town.
This is worrying. I have just spotted an extremely shady looking van parked right outside the school.