Apocalypse NOW

*cries because my first and only car is sitting on a hill completely burnt out*
*looks at bus*
*Cody can I have that bus?*

 

Better then paper cut
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-*Me* if you can make it run, it's all yours-

 

I found an old Gavril T Series engine down at the scrapyard, it could be an idea to stick it in the bus.

 

Good idea, just, how are we going to move the engine?
-looks slowly to large magnet crane at edge of junkyard-

 

-bandit breaksdown
aw shi*

 

*lets do it*
*que the music*
*works on bus*

 

-*codyboy* ehhh, you sure you can operate it?-
-*me* ha, I've played the crane arcade game enough, what could go wrong?-
-*codyboy* well, how bout you test it moving some cars around?-
-*Me* ok...-
-*codyboy* take the LeGran over ther and put it on top of the i series-
-picks up LeGran-
-misses I series completely-
-*codyboy* good enough, now let's try the engine-

 

*cracks open a cold one with the boys*

 

Try not to drop it, it has a T800 turbocharger and is in amazing condition.

 

Of course bandit breaks, it's a bandit

-pulls out my Cassette player-
-puts on Rocky Training Montage music-
-hums along while bringing engine to bus-
-hums along while fitting a machine gun into the back-
-hums along while putting chicken wire on the windows-
-hums along while adding paint-
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OH YEAH
-we all sit in bus with our beers-
-*Me* To day one!-
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I won't
-immediately hits it on car-
-*Me* just a scratch...-

 

*schools out boys*
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*paints #185 on bus because that was the number of the bus Caleb(me) rode on as a child*

 

*Draws in paint on the side of the bus* "Don't F*ck With Us."
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Don't worry, that was just the gearbox, its still working.

 

*while we are working on the bus some nearby bandits heard the noises and now they are coming to take our things but we are somewhat ready*

 

I went to firwood and the streets were empty. Unusually empty


and now i'm in a world of hate.

 

-gets t series
-arrives at girlfriends farm no one there
-finds a paper saying meet us at utah
-packs up t series and heads to location

 

*wakes up in car*
*hears multiple gunshots in the forest*
*starts car*
*puts radio on*
*nothing comes from the radio besides static*
*starts driving to the nearest gas station*
*finds multiple abandoned and crashed cars on the road*
*gets to gas station*
*finds gas station empty, takes some food and water and such*
-gets back in car and starts driving around*-
*finds a crashed Pessima wagon, takes a gas can from the back*
*goes driving around the city*

 

I kind of expected that.

 

John- What's that noise?
Calebaz- sounds like a moonhawk with sidepipes.
John- No, PLEASE NO, not that DAMN DONK.

 

*Grabs SKS and get on top of the bus*
*waits*

 

Guess what I found.