The words "instand regret" written in capitals using a bold blocky font overlaying what appears to be some opened instant noodles overlaying a purple and darker purple background.
The tiles.... Oh shit, is this the crash testing site I'm at? ohshitohshitshiiiiiiit EDIT- I somehow didn't realise that this post would need to be approved.Ooops, will not be relevant- sorry!
Blue Bimmer - a handsome one, but the exact model and year escapes me at the moment. Edit- Wait, is that an E30 with a custom grille?