Baked Beans and cheese A rather premium desperate uni meal to be fair. "Heinz" branded baked beans and "seriously strong" branded cheddar cheese (because it was on sale, not sure i can tell difference between it and supermarket ownbrand tbh).
You know, Italy is a tad bigger than just the infamous Triangle of Death... Edible toxic waste is also industrially produced in the north (see Ferrero's Nutella).