I finally sealed the deal and bought my $280 Escort wagon, already flat black from a previous owner. I have florescent orange spray paint and am planning to acquire lettering stencils; when this is done, I plan to apply obnoxious messages to the tailgate and possibly hood of this car. So, help me come up with ideas for what they should say. First I came up with was "NO WAY YOULL CATCH ME" on the tailgate and "NO WAY YOULL ESCAPE" on the hood, with that one possibly reversed to show up properly in rear view mirrors. Others don't bear mentioning due to being either stupid or too dark. Whatever message is eventually applied will likely be accompanied by flames off all four wheel wells, along with large #92s on both front doors and the roof.
Probably not, no. I'm looking more for "wannabe tryhard bad dude" here. If I tell you that my usual outfit involves a leather jacket and a camouflage bandana, and I had (still technically have) a stopwatch taped to my Sunbird's rear view mirror, it might give you a better idea of what I'm after.
Probably too confusing for other drivers but go ahead, I might like it. Two I considered and decided against were "One foot on the pedal, one foot in the grave" (too dark) and "You want your donut, you gotta catch me first" (Bright orange flames and numbers will probably get enough police attention, especially as 10-92 is the Alaska State Troopers' code for reckless driving and that's why I chose #92).
Well, I'm thinking of something like this: Back: "Your car is slower than a Pigeon", no specific style. Front: "My car is an SBR4 underneath", no specific style.
Yeah, probably too confusing. I'll probably be the only one in Alaska who knows what any of that means.
Alright...I thought so. What about these, though? Back: "Ermahgerd, your kerr is so slow." Front: "Y U No run away from me crappy kerr?"
#NoLivesMatter when the rich get richer (and a little trump stencil next to it) The brave don't fear the grave (tacky as hell but goes with the wannabe tough-guy look) Guns don't kill people, but I might! (probably too dark) Go ahead and tailgate me, my bumper is cheaper than yours (I especially love this one)
Test your airbags here. I don't have so who cares. (If your car did really comes with airbags then replace the last sentence with: "Mine's are so cheap so who cares.")
Back: My Escort is faster than your mom giving birth. Front: My engine can cook a better sausage than your grill.
Alright, I'm pretty sure I'm going with the "go ahead, hit me" one for the back end as someone almost ran me over again today. I guess this is payback for all the times I've tried to, uh, motivate slow drivers to speed up.
"Less electrical parts, less issues" "Car of the year 2k12" "No airbags = weight reduction" "At least I'm not indebted" Also, something like this may be funny as well :
