Ooooooooh, the kerr is more than fun...... Last time I checked (years ago) it had no brakes and tires with performance much like that of a train
It's the primal instinct, when threatened, the Kerr retreats to an invisible form by blending in to the backround, it will also use this to stalk its prey, unsuspecting pigeons..... Lol I should do a nature documentary on the kerr
Watch the majestic Kerr in its natural habitat, gridmap, it sees its prey up ahead, a flock on pigeons that have come to feed on the stray node remenents of a long dead H Series. It moves into position, ready to strike, it's blending in camouflage engages, but, it sees something on the horizon, the Kerr is not alone, a herd of wild D Series have begun to chase the pigeons, the Kerr must decide to strike now or later, it goes in for the kill, chasing after one of the pigeons which has fallen behind its pursuers, the lone pigeon honks its horn for help, but no use, the pigeons only defense is strength in numbers, and alone, it is as good as dead. The Kerr pounces and leaps onto the fleeing pigeon, unable to avoid it, the pigeon is just another victim of the wild Kerr The Kerr will glitch into the pigeon as it is then able to bring it back to its pack, dragging the body along, the Kerr often eats most of the nodes on its way back to his mate, who is waiting with its calfs. The common Kerr dwelling is in tunnels, which make it harder for large prey to attack, often multiple flocks will live on one tunnel at once, here, there are over 27 different flocks, one of the largest recorded formations This Kerr will never get to rest, as it will spend almost all of its adult life hunting, as he drops off the food, he turns, gives a honk, and goes back out on the hunt, soon, his calf will learn to do this too, as by as little as 9 months of age, young Kerr calfs will hunt with their fathers Yet, this Kerr is still on the solo hunt, and this time, his flock is very hungry, and the Responsability lays on him, as he is considered the alpha male of the flock, he must bring the most food to sustain leadership, this time, he needs more food than just a pigeon In the distance, not far, is the vast land of gridsmallpure, a common nesting place for hearts of wild sedans, often living amongst each other, as most sedans are herbivores, they have no reason to attack one another, the Kerr does not have many places to hide, so, it will use its primal camuflauge to stalk its prey There it is, an I Series has wandered stray from its pack, the Kerr will move closer until it is able to reveal itself and pounce, but the Kerr must be weary, as there are more than just sedans here, a herd of T Series have moved in recently, and have warded off any attackers, often killing them, then leaving their corpses on the edges to discourage more predators, but the Kerr is cleaver, the T series will only attack if it feels threatened, so he just has to keep his distance.... Pounce! The Kerr has left onto the stray I series and has delivered a killing blow to the driveshaft, as the herd of sedans leave, a t series not far turns and charges the Kerr, the Kerr must make a bold move, get food or run The Kerr grabs as much as it can in its glitch and runs, the t series in hot pursuit, in one pounce, a t series could destroy anything in its path, the Kerr has the advantage, as it is able to go much faster, the Kerr is also much smaller, and can hide in places that the t series can't get at, that's exactly what the Kerr does This Kerr finds a tunnel to hide in, and let's the t series pass, this Kerr will have to go back out now, after bringing only the bumper, hood, and engine of its I series prey, it has also lists its alpha status, which will go to the next dominant Kerr --- Post updated --- I know someone will report that for spam, but, it's hilarious and off topic, gotta copy that and put it in my sig
Almost all your signature are my stupid quotes, if you copied and pasted everything I've ever said and posted on this forum (~5000 POSTS) and put it in your wig, you would reach the max level for sig capacity, which, I think, was created because one of the Devs must've accidentally opened up my signature and realized 'oh my god, my eyes, we can't let this happen anymore'
Another commercial, dawgs! This time for ETK!: --- Post updated --- This week's episode of "Mods of the Week" is here:
What the actual f*ck did I watch in the first video? Me being half Jewish, it didn't offend me, it just confused the actual sheet out of me
I hope it didn't offend you as it's purely for humor's sake. It's a "commercial" for ETK. Hans Haulakaust does his thing trying to sell cars and then the big dog shows up to tell him off. Lmfao. Since ETK is German I automatically had to make them nazis. haha! --- Post updated --- "Nah, bitchera prease. I no fry to Germany wiff arr white peopre and non-japanese food. Furthest I'rr go wiffout a paycheck is China to bang Ms. Hirochi!"
