Inspired by this video: Make up any "Some say (x) and (x)...all we know is, he called (name)!" with two funny details about anyone, which obviously won't be true. Example: Some say that his BeamNG avatar is an accurate representation of his real face...and that when he finishes his job of deleting forum spam, he turns that into the meat kind of spam and eats it for dinner. All we know is...he's called Nadeox1!
Some say he is a complete lunatic....and others say he's a complete idiot, all we know is...he's called @Flippi 284!
Some say hes a psychopath coding maniac with an IQ over 9000 while others say hes down right weird all we know is hes called @RobertGracie
Some say that he can feel the rhythm with his hands, and that he will steal the rhythm while he can. All when know is, he's called the spoonman.
Some say, his random username changes once triggered @Destructmen, some say, he has way too many likes, all we know is, he's @Standard.
some say that he likes some cars a bit too much, and that he wishes that sleeping could be a competitive sport- all we know is that he is @asf2424 !
some say hes the best mod maker IN THE WORLD ( please read words in caps with clarkson-ish voice) and he is not a real human being, all we know is that hes called @Nadeox1
Some say he is bumps threads and he bumps dead threads for for example "last post may of 2013 then he comments Is ThIs ThReAd DeAd BeCaUsE i HoPe I t I s N o T" and his name is @Keys
