Roleplaying YAY

-6:00 AM-

*Eats cornflakes*
*Ashley walks in* *A N G E R Y WIFE MODE ACTIVATED* Ashley: Ranger, why are you SO F***ING OBSESSED WITH CEREAL?!
Me: Sh**. *Runs*

 

*sees @JetPoweredMacintosh™ * sup!

 

More knock-outs on the Mafia.

 

Me: Su- AAAAAAAH


*Calls @Gothorita* pls help my wife's chasing after me

 

*responds*
Me: Get a S-Series down the street, it'll start up quick!

 

-meanwhile-
-eats-

 

*sets up Corse ad*
COME AND GET A CORSE!

 

what? lol look your wife!lolol

 

-wonders what a corse is-
-keeps eating-

 

nice!civetta corse!

 

-Drives to a concert-

 

CAPTURED:

 

:O I WANT IT!

 

-knows what a corse is now-
-keeps eating-

 

Too late...

(It's not the one from the ad, it's someone else's.)

 

Still want the ad one

 

(It's in Selling Cars.)
Sure, it's expensive tho.

 

Okay, thanks! *Ashley tries to strangle me* OHPLEASENO...
*Gets in S-series* Thanks.
*Tries to drive away* *Ashley steals my I-Series* Ashley: GO ANY FURTHER AND THIS GOES DOWN THE CLIFF. Me: O_O
No, please, I'll do ANYTHING! Ashley: You can't eat anything except heathy, natural foods.
*Becomes vegetarian* Worth it...

 

Is it though? You want to eat plants all Day?

 

I got a plan...
"divide"