Flat earth nonsense...

Can we just give flat earthers some rocket-fuel and some 2 by 4's like this guy.

 

I feel like it would've been easier for him to get a pilots license and buy a plane to fly around the world... Or a yacht and do it... People have circumnavigated the world on boats like an Alberg 30; such boats are fairly easy to find and sail.

Speaking of which, what do flat earthers think about folks like Laura Dekker and Zac Sunderland? Do they insist that it's like the moon landing conspiracy but on a smaller level?.. Laura just went though all the court issues and such to falsely claim a record to fool the world into thinking the earth is a sphere?

 

That wont work because they believe that all planes fly too low and or the windows are televisions.

 

Well if he bought and flew it himself...
This is just going to turn into a typical flat earth debate, quickly lets change the subject. Hey look, a squirrel!

 

Hey, how did you know there was a sqirrel out my window?

 

its like people believing the pigeon has 4 wheels when it obvious has 3

 

Need I say more?

 

CGI Gouvernment concept faker than the IRS

 

A flat-earther once said, "There are millions of flat-earthers around the globe.".

AROUND THE GLOBE

 

Records go around

Are the spheres?

Also, globe isn't really a shape, so....

Busted...

 

The globe does have a shape though.
BUSTED.

 

Where in the dictionary is a globe referred to as being a sphere?

 

When did American passenger planes crash into the moon then in any record?

 

When did Obama say that solar apanels made electricity?

 

When did the Burj Khalifa pop outside the Earth's atmosphere at all?

 

How did Wiz Khalifa get famous?

 

(Legitimately funny and unexpected).
...because he did that one song in one of the Fast and Furious movies.
OT:
Don't know why people continuously think that the Earth is flat, when a Global Lit. teacher knows that it isn't?