MarcDoesRacing

"expecting a car like this to handle well is like expecting a fedex driver to not throw your package"
"what the bump indeed"
"the 6th amendment gives you the right to an avocado"
"i just pead myself"
"well they said rigby or whatever that dragon from Metroid is was too big for smash"
"send and recieve documents electronically over a telephone line on that thang"
“Jarvis delete my account”
“Yall aint ready for me to colonize mercury”
"yeah sure so bsbchically uoy dh fbvmmzx c,maas,lka sbcbbxbncmv dndnnsvcbcxj asbvsvsd"
“B, h?”
"please don't jimmie anyone's johnson"
“mass layoffs on the planet Alderaan”
"my huzz are early 2000’s renault idk what ur yapping about"
“i like bullying eagles by spraying dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethane at them”
"2012 dallara mayonnaise"

"Your brain is connected via dial-up" - Alieu
"will there be a config that is special like maybe used for drug trafficking or human trafficking or kidnapping" - 2015player
"red balls max verstappen" - qaqa2
"since this thread is going nowhere for the next week, i'd like to say that Rivers Cuomo has me held hostage and is forcing me to listen to Pork And Beans on repeat" - Shelbyiris
"weezer wednesday" - simsimw
"it was a limited edition mod guys, everyone who downloaded it got an NFT and can sell it on the blockchain to another user" - CaptainZoll
"heheh polend ys di most edwencd of ol kontrys" - SSRG
"class gendarmerie porshwagon bee11 thingy" - charge_1
"A peester pees in your yard, With a Horrific Horror CHP Crownvic' Police show up, He pulls a gun out and says I will kill you (the end)." - Nissan murano (who else?)
"go back to drinking yo pepsi" - Born 2 Drive
"'i have a BWV' would sound better than 'i have an STD', even with context" - Shelbyiris
"brings me back to a simpler time; when a man could drink and drive, smoke indoors, cheat on his wife with the Puerto Rican mailroom boy, and smack other people's children in public." - RedHorizon
"No teaser " - simsimw flexing their new (old) emoji
"Hope you're hungry, because you now have to eat your words..." - LegThePeg (unironically the one of the coldest quotes I've ever heard)
"aw hell nah what the bump" - LasagneLord
"pullin up to the function in the shitfuck_v2_" - Car8john
"WMOMPK WOMP WOMPW IOMPOW" - tyler45xx
"Avoid Ketchup like the plague." - he who shall not be named (don't throw a hissy fit if you can't figure out who)
"Forcibly eject saliva onto this here object." - STEVIE_G4M1NG_YT
"dawg you are a legend *proceeds to link the entirety of Home Alone (1990)*" - Ayoub Mahjoub
"show him all the functional struts" - Frix
"Oh cool engine on a scree-WHAT IS GLOWING IN HIS CROTCH AND IS IT A TEASER!?!?!?" - Musicman27
"the crotch update" - Shelbyiris
"Get off the hallucinogens, Musicman." - bussin.buses
"I'm always touching grass. You see, I'm outstanding in my field." - ermine
"guys i cant believe you're all forgetting about the vauxhall qashqai" - among us sussy moment
"I don't have a brian" - figs074
"just seeing an street stock rookie race makes me shit my pants" - figs074 again
"0.35 the sex update" - stupidcapital
“One thing in the community is eternal, and that is the disability to read” - SSRG
“im gonna SOG on you” - figs074
"cornball behaviour" - figs074
“rental farts” - figs074
"But I’ m not a Human or a Bot . I’M A FRIDGE" - Lada_2105
“Oh well, at least it's better than Xe/Xim/DguvjhkojihyugtrdfyumjhyugmasbatambaramIdon'tknowwhatthefuckI'msaying” - someguy5738
“pov ur at scholl and you get bored: looks for beamng on mobile ur teacher temper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF U D***HEAD.
P.S my teacher is like a karen” - Stanleyb16
“the first and only part i read was you throwing your grandma down the stairs” - Devel6016
"I will kill it instantly'this is my car this is my lada don't p#ss in my Pina Collada'" - sebik6662
"dont piss in his pina colada" - figs074
“fhiusdfgvaisudncjufvhncomfhwdfjncmjhfxpuiojsknjfoiwhjdvmcuoibjadfkj.mc vskvb zoejfvbdoljgvneaorfhvanliurclofijoaoleifnjvhoq;iaskclm im rubbing peanut butter on my cock” - itsdaechoindawadaa
“hi guys i froze my balls” - Espero
"tits" - Lada_2105
"they were probably gooning over renault twingo pictures" - DieselDuster
"u lowkey retarded marc" - figs074
"nihao bitches what did i miss-" - Shelbyiris
"on Lithium Luster's batteries we trust" - Lada_2105
"This thread is like a turd that doesn't flush down the toilet. It just keeps swirling around in the bottom of the bowl for eternity." - Louie's Workshop
"he shwartzed all over the place" - Shelbyiris