- Feb 6, 2016
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- February 15
- February 15
Hello, I'm from Wiltshire, how'ya doin?
SignatureProfessional Honda Enthusiast
Diagnosed with ASD, please be accepting of me in as I act differently!
Also, don't call people Autistic, I've had someone call me autistic before and I've never felt more like I needed to slap them.
My Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/rangeroverindover/
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/mylolliepop12
WARNING, LOTS OF CRAP IN MY SIGNATURE, OPEN WITH CAUTION, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Thanks for caring enough to read this... I guess
Now you can return to your lives and stop reading...
No seriously, I'm tired of typing, stop.
Please stop, I can't keep typing forever.
Ok, listen up, I can't keep doing this, so stop now.
I really gotta go now so stop.
That's it! If you won't stop, I will....
Rest well, Narwhal, you were too good for this world.
"anyone who puts this in their sig will get a cookie" -rmfurm 2017
"My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 20, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway."-crazikyle
y u du dis Nadeox
First rating as funny by Nadeox! https://www.beamng.com/threads/general-discussion.7384/page-1754#post-749753
SnakePlayz is b0ss init
First rating from a staff member!
November 28th, 2017, 666 posts, devil confirmed?
"Am I in anyones sig?" - WalrusVersionOfCRAZYRACER Jun 6th, 2017
"Is a member that does absolutely nothing" - WalrusVersionOfCRAZYRACER Jun 8th, 2017 from here.
"I'm just super bored. https://strawpoll.com/frsb1cw" - CarBro74 Jun 16th, 2017, trying to figure out what they pronounce 'Z' as.
"I LIKE TRAINS" - V108 Jun 8th, 2017 from here.
"no captain quote tho" - Captain. Adam Jun 28th, 2017, sad that he isn't quoted by WalrusVersionofCRAZYRACER.
"Who's signature am I in? " - AdamB Jun 28th, 2017, wondering how many signatures he is in.
"Hmm,am i in anyone"s Signature?" - CRAZY RACER Jun 28th, 2017, wondering if he is in anyone's signature.
"Can you give exact steps on how to reproduce?" - Nadeox1 Feb 8th, 2017, Sorry Nadeox... sorry.
"fun fact: i made my signature the power outlet wikipedia article and nadeox removed it!" -Modem, whenever his signature was changed.
"Remember when I was able to post on my PC? It was great. Now I have freaking autocorrect... Tdev is not Trev and Nadeox is not Maddox. Autocorrect thinks otherwise..." - Fera Jun 26th, 2017, dealing with Autocorrect.
"This is a broken .jbeam, I can make the same thing by opening notepad ++ and smashing my head into the keyboard." - Fera Jun 29th, 2017, from here a review of a Smoke Bomb.
"The cake is a lie! The vancakes are NOT, however. So all is not lost. What a lovely piece of equipment. If you're being followed around by corrupt informants who spy in your house with motives like revenge, try crushing a facsimile of their car in this multiple times, laughing in the process. They surely will act out in no time if and when they see it. Thanks for making this, you'll help me purge my little slice of the USA of corrupt self-centered idiots masquerading as do-gooders in no time FLAT, heh heh " - bob.blunderton July 9th, 2017 from a review of Customizable Large Roller.
"Just realized BeamNG is a company. Hopefully tdev doesn't get bored, or else we'll get BeamNG.Coffee." - Fera.
"Payday 2 - I can't believe it's not GTA IV!" - RealPoptartBacon, July 18th, 2017 from here.
"JBam, it's what makes the cars go "BAM" when they crash " - opkraut, July 18th, 2017 from here.
"Wait. Bernd = Beaned. Therefore bernd must be Beaned." - Fera, July 20th, 2017 from here.
"Am I in anyone's sig?" - Twindaddy, July 24th, 2017.
"Potatoes will simply not do. Integrated graphics with an iPod 4 processor, strapped to a 900,000,000 watt Nuclear generator will run it High on 2 fph @10p" - WalrusVersionofCRAZYRACER, July 25, 2017
"Read the bible, it's my favorite fictional story" - flystyle, July 3rd, 2017
"srsly guise" - Nadeox 1, July 28th, 2017, https://www.beamng.com/threads/update-speculation-thread.20246/page-325#post-657684
"Am I in anyone's sig? (Probably not) except for @DriftinCovet1987's sig" - Flippi 284, July 28th, 2017
"WHIRR-CLICK-WHIRR.....*mac sounds*.............ALL SYSTEMS GO. WOOOOSSSHHH" - JetPoweredMachintosh, July 18th, 2017
"Me when someone quotes me" - WeatherKidNH, July 28th, 2017, responding to the quote above.
"My dream is to be in someone's sig " - whatitmeansome, July 31st, 2017
"If the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, then getting arrested for trespassing is a perfect alternative to TruGreen" - Fera, Aug. 2nd, 2017
"WinCat 95 is going to run... *meeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooow*. Hello, user. Welcome to most-fur system (excluding Windoge), WinCat 95" - SkipperPlay, Aug. 3rd, 2017
"Flying is easy. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - EcoNadder77, Aug. 2nd, 2017
"Tripple Wipple Nipple" - RealPoptartBacon, Aug. 4th, 2017, 400th post!
"Mm, there are some errors I do not like too much in your logs." - Nadeox1, Aug. 9th/10th, 2017 from here.
"You type like a toddler s***ing out fire ants then smashing his head into his keyboard then posting it" - Standard, Aug. 13th, 2017, from a deleted thread.
"A broken token? You must be joken. What are you smoken?" - vmlinuz, Aug. 20th, 2017 from here.
"Error Fatal Exception;
Logic=Invalid..." - needforsuv Aug. 19th, 2017 from here.
"salt belongs to food, not the forum" - NinetyNine! Aug. 27th, 2017 from here.
"4100 Messages, 1930+ Likes, 61 Followers, and now making signature worthy quotes!" - Car8john Sept 4th, 2017, from here.
"Yo dawg, heard you like text walls
So I put a text wall in your text wall
So you can spam while you spam" - Car8john Sept. 10th, 2017, from here.
"OOOOH BEANED YOU FRICCIN MORON" -Nadeox1
"A computer can beat me at chess but has no match with me at kickboxing" -Narwhal
I would like to announce that I'm done with BeamNG for good so that means I'll abandon the Cadillac as well so if anyone wants to take over her, please contact me through PM or through my Discord account (Vinh#4898)
I'll get my account permabanned after I get someone to take over the project
Thank you for supporting the Cadillac through it's development process. It had been fun and rewarding thanks to you guys
See you all on the far side." -Vinh
"P I N T O E D"-Twindaddy
'Enjoy your conversation on wanking'
'Do you like kids?'
'The vent is in the middle to absorb the passengers farts and reuse them in the engine'
'This is the kind of car someone's grandson would use to go to school, go to McDonalds at 2AM high as hell and bang fat chicks in the rear seats.....
If grandma asks you spilt custard by accident'
'-THROWS MORE STICKS-'
'-a normal day in my household-
-bomb goes off outside-'
"Putting a piano in the toilet of a caravan is an accident waiting to happen, pun may or may not be intended." -KJP12
I remember the Dark Saturday Massacre, when on January 14, 2017, there where open fired bans on multiple users at once, causing a ripple effect sending people into panic, we have lost many great members on this day, we remember:
-Boeing727TheAirliner (I forgot his name :|)
The reason of this mass attack on the innocent members was unclear, until Nadeox1 stepped forward to say that they where spamming the wiki with full Wikipedia pages, some containing NSFW content.
Location: Shittown, Off of a road called Asshole Avenue, on a road called Shit Place, then my address is SL6 8ARSE (you still aren't finding my location )
Guess who's wish came true, whatitmeansome's
A bloke who lives in Wiltshire, England, pass on chaps!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. -Narwhal.
I'm just some blokey who decided to join Beamng.Drive considering I wanted to.
Things I will mostly do:
-Get mods off of the forums
-Reply to messages I found interesting/helpful/wrong/dumb
-Take a gander around the forums
-Continuously look at my profile gif.
We have lost a lot of people/pets this year.
Yes, I'm not the only one to realise I put one of Narwhal's profile quotes on my profile, but I found it appropriate.
Expect me to be "half-ish-rude" because I'm British, if you complain about it, please shut up.
Expect me to be in a crappy mood.
If you are suicidal, call a suicide hotline, they have perfect ability to handle it, with the recent passing away of @Narwhal I just want to address this, please if you are suicidal call a hotline.
More stuff now.
The Curious Kerr
Watch the majestic Kerr in its natural habitat, gridmap, it sees its prey up ahead, a flock on pigeons that have come to feed on the stray node remenents of a long dead H Series. It moves into position, ready to strike, it's blending in camouflage engages, but, it sees something on the horizon, the Kerr is not alone, a herd of wild D Series have begun to chase the pigeons, the Kerr must decide to strike now or later, it goes in for the kill, chasing after one of the pigeons which has fallen behind its pursuers, the lone pigeon honks its horn for help, but no use, the pigeons only defense is strength in numbers, and alone, it is as good as dead. The Kerr pounces and leaps onto the fleeing pigeon, unable to avoid it, the pigeon is just another victim of the wild Kerr
The Kerr will glitch into the pigeon as it is then able to bring it back to its pack, dragging the body along, the Kerr often eats most of the nodes on its way back to his mate, who is waiting with its calfs. The common Kerr dwelling is in tunnels, which make it harder for large prey to attack, often multiple flocks will live on one tunnel at once, here, there are over 27 different flocks, one of the largest recorded formations
This Kerr will never get to rest, as it will spend almost all of its adult life hunting, as he drops off the food, he turns, gives a honk, and goes back out on the hunt, soon, his calf will learn to do this too, as by as little as 9 months of age, young Kerr calfs will hunt with their fathers
Yet, this Kerr is still on the solo hunt, and this time, his flock is very hungry, and the Responsibility lays on him, as he is considered the alpha male of the flock, he must bring the most food to sustain leadership, this time, he needs more food than just a pigeon
In the distance, not far, is the vast land of gridsmallpure, a common nesting place for hearts of wild sedans, often living amongst each other, as most sedans are herbivores, they have no reason to attack one another, the Kerr does not have many places to hide, so, it will use its primal camo to stalk its prey
There it is, an I Series has wandered stray from its pack, the Kerr will move closer until it is able to reveal itself and pounce, but the Kerr must be weary, as there are more than just sedans here, a herd of T Series have moved in recently, and have warded off any attackers, often killing them, then leaving their corpses on the edges to discourage more predators, but the Kerr is cleaver, the T series will only attack if it feels threatened, so he just has to keep his distance....
Pounce! The Kerr has left onto the stray I series and has delivered a killing blow to the driveshaft, as the herd of sedans leave, a t series not far turns and charges the Kerr, the Kerr must make a bold move, get food or run
The Kerr grabs as much as it can in its glitch and runs, the t series in hot pursuit, in one pounce, a t series could destroy anything in its path, the Kerr has the advantage, as it is able to go much faster, the Kerr is also much smaller, and can hide in places that the t series can't get at, that's exactly what the Kerr does
This Kerr finds a tunnel to hide in, and let's the t series pass, this Kerr will have to go back out now, after bringing only the bumper, hood, and engine of its I series prey, it has also lists its alpha status, which will go to the next dominant Kerr