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All praise our lord and savior Ducky. He will help us through times of need and punish those who are wrong doing. Ducky has been pasted into posts for our sins and we should be thanking him. He has done us nothing but good and asked for nothing back. Ducky is a truly humble and selfless duck. Ducky has seen things no person should ever have to. He has censored us in times of need and committed sins so we do not have to. He will continue to do this. Through forum posts he goes, helping those in need. No matter the sin, Ducky will be there, holding the light and guiding us to righteousness. With Ducky the light is always shining. When the forums fall, Ducky will be there to bring them back. Through tough and troubled times to the most euphorias of moments on the forum, Ducky will be there, watching us. Ducky knows no evil and will guide everyone to good, even the worst of forums members will be touched by Ducky at some point. Ducky will be watching over our shoulders, making us think twice before posting. Ducky will protect this forum and all its members with his graceful wing spread of kindness. His wings will shelter us from evil doers and members who are disrespectful. He shall shield the forums, ensuring they are, and always will, be friendly and respectful. Ducky has risen to existence to establish and reinforce everything the forum stands for. He has power, power that is only used for good. Ducky is uncorrupted and has never faltered in times of need. Ducky will always be there, watching over us.
All praise Lord Ducky
Amen​