Cory5503
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Birthday:
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  • About

    Birthday:
    May 5
    Location:
    Western New York
    "a member of my Yes, it is delicious hahahahahahah let me Sasa member" -Randers (AKA Ivan lochcov) 12/26/17 (on Community Screenshots)

    "have a shitty year too bitch lasagna xd
    jk
    ot:
    dont drunk too much alcool drunk only tasti cola" - kaiser imnop 12/31/17 (on Community Screenshots)

    "why is there a nadeox1 meme in there? If you are bullying him, you'll get some very tasty ban from me. He did not do anything in here for some days now." - tdev 1/1/18 (on Community Screenshots)

    "Huh... Who the hell buys a truck for the city and puts a lift kit on it?"
    - Srockzz 1/30/18 (on Pure Roleplay)

    "No." - Nadeox1 2/20/18 (on Forum changes)

    "And guess what! News flash.
    Nobody cares that you have a penis or not. Or if you had one and now don't. Keep it to yourself." - BombBoy4 2/21/18 (on Forum Changes)

    "No pic because I can." - Nadeox1 2/27/18 (on Community Screenshots)

    "does i worck yes or no" - ludo-A113 3/9/18 (on Community Screenshots)

    "do not never drink accahole and drive or do not text while driving" - carsmin 3/31/18 (on Community Screenshots)

    "The Virgin Euro Shitbox


    • four cylinders short of an engine - it's so ashamed it tries to hide it in the back, but we all know
    • output measured in mousepower
    • terminally oversteers because it just wants to die
    • probably designed by the Italian fascists in the 30's as a scam to build military vehicles
    • only available in manual because it is desperate for human interaction
    • suspension is tense with crippling social anxiety
    • still brags online about being "genetically superior" or some shit
    vs.

    The Chad American Muscle Car


    • likes to show off its big, throbbing V8 engine
    • knows that at the end of the day it's about torque, not horsepower
    • handles fine, get over it, and just don't corner at a million miles per hour
    • designed by the same people who kicked the Euros' asses in two world wars
    • available with an automatic because it has strong self-esteem and doesn't need constant affirmation
    • relaxed suspension, not afraid of speed bumps or potholes
    • values freedom and democracy" - vmlinuz 4/23/19 (on Community Screenshots)
    "You're playing dumb or you are just unbelievably retarded to act like that? I mean, you're not funny, or useful right now, all you're doing is annoying everyone and wasting hard drive space on the beamng server with your stupid messages" - Ai'Torror 4/26/19 (on Update Speculation thread)

    Signature

    • 1956 Willys Pickup (3-Speed Manual, Flathead I6 "Super Hurricane") [35" Interco Boggers, Full Rollcage, YJ 2.5" Lift Leaf Springs Front/XJ 4" Lift Leaf Springs Rear]
    • 1995 Jeep Cherokee (5-Speed Manual, 4.0 I6) [33" BF Goodrich Mud-Terrains, 4" Rusty's long arm kit and BDS springs, Bilstein 5100 shocks, rear Aussie Locker, 4.88 gears, Teraflex SYE]
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