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"Taking down crime through blowing up stuff (even hospitals) while killing thousands of innocent civilians along the way, just for a hypercar or two that likely won't be as exciting to drive as a Pigeon ever will". -Me, describing NFS Payback.
"so I'm guessing your training pigeons?" -Flippi 284, describing my upcoming Auto-Biography teaser photos.
"I love your name." -IThrowSticks, showing his love for my username.
"Need For Savings Payusbackfornotbuyingourpreviousgames" -Me, finding the perfect name for NFS Payback.
"Where car customization is just....galaxy-blowing." Me, describing BeamNG's customization limits.
"Gavril D-Series = Chuck Norris
Gavril Roamer = Dwayne Johnson
Gavril H-Series = John Cena" - Me, comparing cars with wrestlers.
Ahhhh, what a lovely day...
*gets hit by meteorite*" - FS16, doing an amazing job of apoc roleplay.
"*THROWS MORE STICKS*"-Car8John's signature phrase
"IThrowStigs"-Someone on IThrowSticks' profile page.
"Dnks fur das follow"-lionscars, thanking me for following him.
"coll"-Ivan Lochcov, pirating 0.10.
"I tried making Lego cars once. They looked like a box with wheels a unicorn pooped out."-Flippi 284, telling me on my profile page how much of a scrub he is at building cars...
"there is already multiplayer in a sercnario (bad grammer yea dont mention it orther i wil darude sandstorm your rear)"- apple, being a scrub at spelling and making a crazy post.
"I DISAGWEE, EVEWEREEONE AT MY DAYCARE SAYS ITS A GWEAT GAME BUT WHEN I PWAY IT COSTS 20$ THATS SO MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD PAY FOR A GAME, EVERY OWTHER GAME IVE EVER PWAYED WAS A $2 APP ON MY MOMMYS IPAD, I THINK THE CARS ARE STUPID AND THEY ALL HAVE STUPID NAMES, THEY DONT KNOW CARS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BOLIDE OR A BARSTOW OR GAVRIL. THE MAPS ARE TOO LAGGY FOR MY DADDYS OLD DESKTOP AND MY MOMMY WONT LET ME BY A NEW ONE. THIS GAME SUCKS THERE ARENT ANY LAMBORGHUINEES OR FEWARRRREEES AND THE TYIRES HAS NO GWIP. I WANNA REFWUND AND FOUR THE DEVELOPWERS TO DIIIIE
-Every 6 year old who bought the game"-Car8John's brilliant 6-year-old impression.
"YES! YES! IM IN A SIGNATURE! AFTER POSTING YEARS UPON YEARS OF STUPID BULLSHIT, SOMEONE FINALLY PUTS ME IN THEIR SIGNATURE!"-Car8John's reaction to my placement of his above post in my sig.
"Watch the majestic Kerr in its natural habitat, gridmap, it sees its prey up ahead, a flock on pigeons that have come to feed on the stray node remenents of a long dead H Series. It moves into position, ready to strike, it's blending in camouflage engages, but, it sees something on the horizon, the Kerr is not alone, a herd of wild D Series have begun to chase the pigeons, the Kerr must decide to strike now or later, it goes in for the kill, chasing after one of the pigeons which has fallen behind its pursuers, the lone pigeon honks its horn for help, but no use, the pigeons only defense is strength in numbers, and alone, it is as good as dead. The Kerr pounces and leaps onto the fleeing pigeon, unable to avoid it, the pigeon is just another victim of the wild Kerr
The Kerr will glitch into the pigeon as it is then able to bring it back to its pack, dragging the body along, the Kerr often eats most of the nodes on its way back to his mate, who is waiting with its calfs. The common Kerr dwelling is in tunnels, which make it harder for large prey to attack, often multiple flocks will live on one tunnel at once, here, there are over 27 different flocks, one of the largest recorded formations
This Kerr will never get to rest, as it will spend almost all of its adult life hunting, as he drops off the food, he turns, gives a honk, and goes back out on the hunt, soon, his calf will learn to do this too, as by as little as 9 months of age, young Kerr calfs will hunt with their fathers
Yet, this Kerr is still on the solo hunt, and this time, his flock is very hungry, and the Responsability lays on him, as he is considered the alpha male of the flock, he must bring the most food to sustain leadership, this time, he needs more food than just a pigeon
In the distance, not far, is the vast land of gridsmallpure, a common nesting place for hearts of wild sedans, often living amongst each other, as most sedans are herbivores, they have no reason to attack one another, the Kerr does not have many places to hide, so, it will use its primal camuflauge to stalk its prey
There it is, an I Series has wandered stray from its pack, the Kerr will move closer until it is able to reveal itself and pounce, but the Kerr must be weary, as there are more than just sedans here, a herd of T Series have moved in recently, and have warded off any attackers, often killing them, then leaving their corpses on the edges to discourage more predators, but the Kerr is cleaver, the T series will only attack if it feels threatened, so he just has to keep his distance....
Pounce! The Kerr has left onto the stray I series and has delivered a killing blow to the driveshaft, as the herd of sedans leave, a t series not far turns and charges the Kerr, the Kerr must make a bold move, get food or run
The Kerr grabs as much as it can in its glitch and runs, the t series in hot pursuit, in one pounce, a t series could destroy anything in its path, the Kerr has the advantage, as it is able to go much faster, the Kerr is also much smaller, and can hide in places that the t series can't get at, that's exactly what the Kerr does
This Kerr finds a tunnel to hide in, and let's the t series pass, this Kerr will have to go back out now, after bringing only the bumper, hood, and engine of its I series prey, it has also lists its alpha status, which will go to the next dominant Kerr."-Car8John, making a fantastic nature documentary.
"Yes, on September 23rd, 2017, a spooky skellington will steal the world's peanut butter supply, using its nutritious energy to crack the Earth in half. From the center of the Earth will rise Fluffy, who has been imprisoned there since the past age. Joined by an army of reptilians, Fluffy will return to the surface and bring about the New World Order. All citizens of Earth will be required to join the new Church of Fluffy and paint all their possessions blue.
Who is Fluffy, you ask? Fluffy is nothing. Fluffy is everything. Fluffy is your hopes and dreams, your fears and nightmares. The good will ascend, and evildoers will be beaned. Do not tell Fluffy your secrets.
Either that or a Daewoo Nubira (for some reason misspelled "Nibiru" everywhere I look) will crash into the Earth, killing us all instantly."-vmlimuz, making a brilliant theory on how the world may end on Sept. 23, 2017.