Flippi 284

Slap dat LeGran.
Well.....I don’t know what to write here so have a VENKAKE.
While your here, have some quotes:

I'd love to hear your reasons on that. In my opinion, Beam is rather underrated compared to most other games. I DISAGWEE, EVEWEREEONE AT MY DAYCARE SAYS ITS A GWEAT GAME BUT WHEN I PWAY IT COSTS 20$ THATS SO MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD PAY FOR A GAME, EVERY OWTHER GAME IVE EVER PWAYED WAS A $2 APP ON MY MOMMYS IPAD, I THINK THE CARS ARE STUPID AND THEY ALL HAVE STUPID NAMES, THEY DONT KNOW CARS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BOLIDE OR A BARSTOW OR GAVRIL. THE MAPS ARE TOO LAGGY FOR MY DADDYS OLD DESKTOP AND MY MOMMY WONT LET ME BY A NEW ONE. THIS GAME SUCKS THERE ARENT ANY LAMBORGHUINEES OR FEWARRRREEES AND THE TYIRES HAS NO GWIP. I WANNA REFWUND AND FOUR THE DEVELOPWERS TO DIIIIE -Every 6 year old who bought the game (@Car8john)

It's the primal instinct, when threatened, the Kerr retreats to an invisible form by blending in to the backround, it will also use this to stalk its prey, unsuspecting pigeons..... Watch the majestic Kerr in its natural habitat, gridmap, it sees its prey up ahead, a flock on pigeons that have come to feed on the stray node remenents of a long dead H Series. It moves into position, ready to strike, it's blending in camouflage engages, but, it sees something on the horizon, the Kerr is not alone, a herd of wild D Series have begun to chase the pigeons, the Kerr must decide to strike now or later, it goes in for the kill, chasing after one of the pigeons which has fallen behind its pursuers, the lone pigeon honks its horn for help, but no use, the pigeons only defense is strength in numbers, and alone, it is as good as dead. The Kerr pounces and leaps onto the fleeing pigeon, unable to avoid it, the pigeon is just another victim of the wild Kerr

The Kerr will glitch into the pigeon as it is then able to bring it back to its pack, dragging the body along, the Kerr often eats most of the nodes on its way back to his mate, who is waiting with its calfs. The common Kerr dwelling is in tunnels, which make it harder for large prey to attack, often multiple flocks will live on one tunnel at once, here, there are over 27 different flocks, one of the largest recorded formations

This Kerr will never get to rest, as it will spend almost all of its adult life hunting, as he drops off the food, he turns, gives a honk, and goes back out on the hunt, soon, his calf will learn to do this too, as by as little as 9 months of age, young Kerr calfs will hunt with their fathers

Yet, this Kerr is still on the solo hunt, and this time, his flock is very hungry, and the Responsability lays on him, as he is considered the alpha male of the flock, he must bring the most food to sustain leadership, this time, he needs more food than just a pigeon

In the distance, not far, is the vast land of gridsmallpure, a common nesting place for hearts of wild sedans, often living amongst each other, as most sedans are herbivores, they have no reason to attack one another, the Kerr does not have many places to hide, so, it will use its primal camuflauge to stalk its prey

There it is, an I Series has wandered stray from its pack, the Kerr will move closer until it is able to reveal itself and pounce, but the Kerr must be weary, as there are more than just sedans here, a herd of T Series have moved in recently, and have warded off any attackers, often killing them, then leaving their corpses on the edges to discourage more predators, but the Kerr is cleaver, the T series will only attack if it feels threatened, so he just has to keep his distance....

Pounce! The Kerr has left onto the stray I series and has delivered a killing blow to the driveshaft, as the herd of sedans leave, a t series not far turns and charges the Kerr, the Kerr must make a bold move, get food or run

The Kerr grabs as much as it can in its glitch and runs, the t series in hot pursuit, in one pounce, a t series could destroy anything in its path, the Kerr has the advantage, as it is able to go much faster, the Kerr is also much smaller, and can hide in places that the t series can't get at, that's exactly what the Kerr does

This Kerr finds a tunnel to hide in, and let's the t series pass, this Kerr will have to go back out now, after bringing only the bumper, hood, and engine of its I series prey, it has also lists its alpha status, which will go to the next dominant Kerr --- Post updated --- I know someone will report that for spam, but, it's hilarious and off topic, gotta copy that and put it in my sig (Also @Car8john)

do you have to be an idiot in every thread (@Inertia)

pls shitlike my profile posts (@FluffyPixelsCX)

I'm a simple man. When Flippi 284 changes his profile pic, I click.
(@CarBro74)

Thanks for following, you cheeky cunt :3 (@V108)

Credits

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(@Peter Beamo)

You have been banned for the following reason: Being rude and insulting other users, repeatedly. Take a vacation, some fresh air and come back with a better behavior Your ban will be lifted on April 20, 4020. (@Rainvest)

I don't mind the look of






The Prius. (@FireStriker)

I just realized, that i am most probably the first person ever, even in the vast history of everything said this exact sentence. (@TheWalrus)

You'd better copyright it before someone tries to steal it. (@EcoNadder77)

I. SHALL. BE. THE. ORIGINAL. VANCAKE. BAKER. (@FireStriker)

Takes @FISHBREAD* .... Oh god yummy... *sees Fish* SHIT NO *throws away*
I hate fishes... (@Homer_Simpson)

And you failed (@MortonX)

Hmm...can someone remind me what this thread is about again? (@Moelvis)


How to reproduce step by step? (@Nadeox1)

I'm Rick Harrison, and THIS is my bean shop. I work here with my old man, and my son, Beaned Hoss. Every bean here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years, you'll never know WHAT that ban hammer will swing on. (@V108)

First one to come up with this profile... Better flaunt it (@WhyBeAre's Son)


(@BeamBot)

-THROWS MORE STICKS- (@Car8john)

I'm glad I can make you a happy hippy! (@Glitchy)

WUT I NO GET COOKIE???? I want cookie! (@AdamB)

"Fatal vehicle exception. Please reload your vehicle." (@Joseph24 AKA Twindaddy)

Maturity -1 (@Fera)

(stupid comment from car8john) ^ Signature worthy -cough- that one guy who's whole sig is my quotes -cough- (@Car8john)

"All Star"

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold (@H/\Z/\RDOUS)

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(@eeEtilt)

LOL

You have more alerts in my history then any other user EVER (@Car8john)

Aright Flippi. Be honest. On a scale of 0 - fish how many memes have you snorted? (@Glitchy)

-It's got two 3-cylinder engines. -It's got a 3-speed manual gearbox. -When you divide the power outputs of the two engines (78/26), you get 3. -Its average price is $1,270, which is 1 dollar more than 423 triangles...which then references the Gavril Barstow Kingsnake. -How many letters are there in "Kingsnake"? 9. 9/3 = 3 triangles. -How many letters are in "Ibishu" and "Pigeon"? 6. 6 + 6 = 12. 12/3 = 4 triangles. -Its three wheels are placed in a triangular fashion. -If you add up all of the Pigeon's models' performance classes (1+1+1+1+2), you get 6. 6/3 = 2 triangles. -If you look at the steering assembly on the Pigeon, you can see that it's quite triangle-based. -Its cab looks like a triangle from the sides and from above. -It has three bed styles. -If you add the torque ratings (in lb-ft) of the two I3s, you get 47+52=99. 99/3=33 triangles -There are three characters in 600. One more triangle. -600/3 = 200 triangles. -Divide the Pigeon Base's weight in pounds (1,224) and kilograms (555) by 3 and you get 408 and 185 triangles, respectively. -Divide the Pigeon 600's weight in pounds (1,179) by three and you get 393 triangles. -The Pigeon 600 can hit 88 miles per hour (it actually was capable of 97 miles per hour in my testing), so it can time travel. -The Pigeon 600 can keep up with a Covet DX. The Covet has 3 doors, so another triangle. -The Pigeon's got three-lug wheels, so that's another three triangles. -If you add up the top speeds of all of the standard Pigeon configs (59 + 59 + 56 + 56 = 118 + 112 = 230 + 88 = 318), then divide by 3, you get 106 triangles. (@DriftinCovet1987)

The all new EcoNadder Turbo, Makes mods faster then ever before! Nadder, let's mod places.

(Sales bonus applies from 1875-7037,MSRP 21-29K dollars, batteries not included.
(@¿Carbohydration?)

'Don't Crash Crazy West Coast Highway Simulator Police Chase Car Chase Action Car Race Game' Featuring graphics rivalling GTA IV, as many frames per second as 64 cars in beamng drive on your moms computer, featuring amazing unrealistic vehicles as the LeFerrai Gallampo, Hiroci Sunbird, Gravel DeSeris, EPK EyeSerie, and Buckel Legranny, with maps that look strangely like the mods resporitory, absolutely unchanged vehicles from games you love, and storyline about as existent as Hillary Clintons presence after the election (@Car8john)

Yay... it works. (@meywue)

Thanks for the notifications guys. And yes, hope you enjoyed these utterly old posts from when I wasn't even related to BeamNG (@Nadeox1)

Add me in your signature! (@FX04)

Then there will be Baby Lancia"s. (@CRAZY RACER)

My record is 1723 in one day, not likespam, I just may have accidently watched all of the forums (@Cheekqo)

You should have read the small-print in the Terms and Conditions. (@BrynCoops)

Without trolls, this forum would have 50% fewer members. (@¿Carbohydration?)

You guys have it all so wrong

Gavril = Tesla Hirochi = Microsoft Ibishi = Konigsegg ETK = Monsanto Bruckell = Harrison Ford Solidad = Charmand (@ManfredE3)

im pretty econadder can help. he fixed my mom (@Glitchy)

If h series is the only Van, how will it repopulate? (@Car8john)

I NED DRINCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC (@FireStriker)

I have decided to sue you for plagiarism. You have stolen my vancakes and just modified them and began to sell them. (Also @FireStriker, but this post started the longest profile post string of all time. (Used to be on my profile posts, until that got deleted)

This is a cringe comment that will probably be in @Flippi 284 's signature. Or not... (@MortonX™)

o_o give m e t h e s t o v e (@Glitchy)

I AM YOU!!! (@Flippi Derp Co.)

Fasten your damn Seatbelt. Stupid passengers (@Peter Beamo)

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YOUR WELCOM FLIPPI FOR THE FREE ADS (@flufy butt)

My favorite BeamNG user is Flippi 284. (@Brown_Diplomat)

lol btw I read your whole signature it took me an hour XD (@flufy butt, before site were cut short)

LEMME B I UR SIGGGGGGG (@Dean Wang)

I'm super memes (@Flippi 282 AKA Ivan's alt account #5 or something)

Then it'd be a Flippi lottery. (@Driv3r1142)

Russians steal what they can (@maty)

Insert nonexistant boat here
(@Cheekqo)

they see you flipping.... they wat-ing.... (@cookies and milk)

Dodge Dildomat is nice car! (@maty)

apple_human.exe.boi.mp4.ythehelldotheydothese.wat.png.html.exe Has Stopped Working (@rmfurm)

ow my benis hurts (@Inertia)

I'd like 20 venkakes please! Thank you! I have one more request..




The stove.
(@Glitchy)

when I was little, when I heard the word “game Easter eggs” I thought you hunt for LEGIT Easter eggs..
(@workclock1)

How to get a follow from tdev : 1.Say hi to him 2.Give some coffee 3.Say that you enjoy playing BeamNG.drive 4.Follow him 5.Done! tdev is now following you! (@MortonX™)

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(@Keys)

no im not eating her (@FireStriker)

"However, we do not provide a platform to discuss your sexual preference on here, please use other websites for that. Thanks!" - tdev 30/11/17

You heard it here first, folks. (@Instant Winrar)

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F -dies- (@Car8john)

It's a strange thing computers can do, we can speak and hate to a screen and laugh at stuff we would be disgusted by in real life, we sit behind screen, we blank faces which punish those who should not be punished, praise those who should not be praised, and ignore those who should no longer be ignored, we have a job on these forums, which is keeping peace and equality, helping each other, and relying on each other when nessicary, it's about being more than profiles with no real names, it's about being one big internet family, and if we can't even have people stay in our internet family because this community is so toxic, it brings to question: what is the purpose anymore? (Also @Car8john)

hacker /ban EcoNadder77 i tried (@Nadeox1)

I only saw the like button (@Driv3r1142)

I eat yo venkakez (@FireStriker, EATS VENKAKES)

Kinda ignorant about the actual context of this thread (and frankly, I'm not interested in learning) but I will say, some of the higher-end modders here can truly be mean and there is absolutely no reason for it. I won't name any names because they make themselves apparent anyways, just look for those that act ignorant in every response they post. I don't understand why you'd be cruel and try to demean beginning modders instead of trying to help them and encourage them. This site needs less high-horse, ignorant modders and more people like Econadder77, who are actively helpful and welcoming to new members. I see it here all the time, new members who aren't familiar with all modding tools and their respective intricacies getting shot down because their first submissions aren't Altitude-level quality. Do you all know what that does? It discourages people from contributing! Nobody seems to care until it happens to them. When someone who has very little experience making mods attempts to contribute something that they made, that they are proud of and in response, they get 20 "1 star" reviews and dozens and dozens of unnecessarily hostile comments. It is almost like nobody on this forum has heard of the phrase don't bite the newcomers. The hostility towards new people in this forum is ridiculous. Modders like Ngm don't need people saying "it looks like crap" and "gtfo", they need some assistance and encouragement. They need people sharing tricks of the trade to allow them to make better mods. Nobody is amazing when they start out and people here need to get that through their heads! When I started out I didn't know what I doing, Jackrabbit Gulch is the result of a few hours of me placing random GridMap objects on an island that didn't even use a heightmap, if people had told me the things they've told other new modders I would've up and left a long time ago. What I wish would happen is that there would be a dedicated forum or repository for new modders who want feedback and not rampant insults. Of course, these words will fall upon deaf ears while the vocal majority continue to bark hate at the new people. (@DuneWulff)

you're quick (@KJP12)

NYPD: Now with 50 percent less fat! (@¿Carbohydration?)

Thanks for the motivation booster dude ^^ (@tdev)

That's it, I'm leaving forever. Never returning! Bye

I'm back, did you miss me? (@EcoNadder77)

SUDDENLY PIZZA


It's beautiful :') (@Nadeox1)

It's rude to quote yourself. (Me)

Also remember that 1 and 5 stars are not the only ratings. There are 3 ratings in between too (Incredible feature, wow!) (@Nadeox1)

there are 3 big group in this forum: -Elite: Modders, or people that do some sort of thing backstage that makes them respected. Not saying thats wrong, but some of this people i dont know where they came out of -Middle Class: Literally the middle class of this forum, regular old boring posters that contribute to the community once in a while, and get severly annoyed when something disturbs the suburban life of the forum. (Example the shitposting, or the drama yesterday that killed a mod by attacking this) -the Bottom (No offense intended): Where the actual kids lay. Squeeky voices and bad grammar fills this lands. This is where most of the trobble begins. But without it, our "Society" goes nowhere. ???: People that fit in 2 or more categories (When The bottom gets mixed with elite, guess what? Hell on earth) (@Srockzz)

Good lord you guys when even Flippi is telling you to get back on topic you know it's getting bad (@opkraut)

Deja vu! I bought venkake in this place before.... (@MortonX)

let’s mods faster
(@Ivan Lochcov)

you no make russia language stupid fake russian we kill you make 9/11
(@Bigman1338 aka ivan)

Flying is easy
Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
(@EcoNadder77)

I need to hacc to get spacc in the bacc of my trucc for sticcs in thicc bricc
(@FireStriker)

ok
(@direct_UA)


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Suddenly, a post with more than 4 words!
(@EcoNadder77)

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(@FireStriker literally every time I go on Discord)

is that a fucking no material i spot
(@Tsutarja495)

Ja know the emoji XD
(@EcoNadder77)

Repeat with me:

1. Disable mods
2. Verify installation: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=2037-QEUH-3335
3. Clean reinstall: https://wiki.beamng.com/BeamNG_FAQ#How_do_I_perform_a_clean_reinstall.3F

Every night, before going to sleep
(@Nadeox1)

I saw the Oscar Mayer weinermobile, driven by an inflatableGeorge Washington.
(@¿Carbohydration?)

shut the hell your mouth!
(@losr)

Well can you stop using swear words?
(@TheDiamondLord8)

Never say never.
(@Nadeox1)

or ur bricc wont be thicc
(@losr)

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