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Flippi 284
Last Activity:
Nov 23, 2017 at 5:29 AM
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Like 7,272 4,587
Agree 708 2,401
Funny 1,163 1,928
Awesome 117 1,337
Informative 127 261
Useful 26 79
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
July 22
Home Page:
Location:
Oahu. In murica.
Occupation:
Selling Derp Co. products.

Flippi 284

Male, from Oahu. In murica.

The WAT in the hat knows a lot about shat! Nov 23, 2017 at 1:21 AM

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    1. zestyfolfdude
      zestyfolfdude
      The lord of all forum accounts
      1. Flippi 284 likes this.
      2. WhistlerXPWhistler7
        WhistlerXPWhistler7
        He might actually be god... but undercover.
        Nov 23, 2017 at 1:48 AM
        DriftinCovet1987 and Flippi 284 like this.
      3. Flippi 284
        Flippi 284
        Who knows...
        Nov 23, 2017 at 2:47 AM
        Driv3r1142 likes this.
    2. Flippi 284
      Flippi 284
      The WAT in the hat knows a lot about shat!
      1. DriftinCovet1987 and Driv3r1142 like this.
    3. Kэλs
      Kэλs
      I just saw you like my status, what an honor for you to be online at the same time as me lol
      1. Flippi 284 likes this.
    4. Kэλs
      Kэλs
      Bak to norml
      1. Driv3r1142 likes this.
    5. Honest Nick
    6. WhistlerXPWhistler7
      WhistlerXPWhistler7
      ...What... the... f**k... is that thing...
      1. Driv3r1142 likes this.
    7. Flippi 284
      Flippi 284
      Please avoid 'flashy' avatars, it can harm users that have epilepsy problems
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      3. WhistlerXPWhistler7
        WhistlerXPWhistler7
        Also its At/@ not Minus/-
        Nov 23, 2017 at 1:46 AM
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      4. Flippi 284
        Flippi 284
        ik he is the one who said that
        Nov 23, 2017 at 2:46 AM
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      5. Driv3r1142
        Driv3r1142
        :/ I guess every forum has that one mod who's always being an (redacted)
        Nov 23, 2017 at 3:21 AM
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    8. cookies and milk
    9. zestyfolfdude
    10. Partee1533
    11. Driv3r1142
      Driv3r1142
      Smile! :D we're taking your mugshot.
    12. Cheekqo
    13. overdrive5
      overdrive5
      Funny rating icon
      1. Driv3r1142 likes this.
    14. workclock1
    15. Flippi 284
      Flippi 284
      Wait....
      1. MortonX™ and maty like this.
      2. zestyfolfdude
        zestyfolfdude
        Where’s the avatar?
        Nov 22, 2017 at 6:37 PM
      3. Flippi 284
        Nov 22, 2017 at 7:11 PM
        Driv3r1142 likes this.
      4. MortonX™
        MortonX™
        Ok. I am waiting.
        Nov 22, 2017 at 7:25 PM
    16. maty
      maty
      where is your funny avatar??
    17. Alex_Farmer557
      Alex_Farmer557
      WAT HAPN TU PROFLE PICTRE?
    18. Joseph24
      Joseph24
      What happened to your profile pic?
    19. MortonX™
      MortonX™
      Where did your profile pic go?
      1. Joseph24 likes this.
    20. WhistlerXPWhistler7
      WhistlerXPWhistler7
      Where the f**k did your profile picture go? i thaught this was just a noob that stole your name and location.
      1. WhistlerXPWhistler7
        WhistlerXPWhistler7
        Maybe he's telling us to prepare for something...
        Nov 22, 2017 at 11:24 AM
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    July 22
    Home Page:
    http://www.Derpco.com
    Location:
    Oahu. In murica.
    Occupation:
    Selling Derp Co. products.
    Gavril H-series VENKAKE delivery van
    1999 Ibishu Pessima with 3 hubcaps
    Custom Gavril Hopper
    And an unlimited supply of VENKAKES!!!!!!!!!!!

    Signature

    DONT READ THIS. WHY? JUST DONT. ITS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.
    NOPE.
    DONT DO IT
    NUUUU!
    I SEE THAT!
    DONT U DARE!

    u did it didn't u.
    ugh fine. heres the best my lazy Asian American self could do.(NOT!):
    I have been banned for Banned from trolling/spamming once..... just your average American here. I still like Hot wheels. (deal with it)
    I can do a Trump accent pretty good.
    I live in Hawaii because I can.
    I am a Roblox noob.
    I have a iPhone SE that I dropped in a fish pond once.
    The most alerts I ever got at once was 166. (non likespam).
    I have venkakes.
    I work for Derp Co. it was founded in 1995.
    I own a 1999 Ibishu Pessima in light brown. it has 3 hubcaps, a Gavril H-series that I use to deliver my highly explosive (and tasty) VENKAKES, a custom Gavril Hopper just for fun, a random Oldsmobile Bronx limo, a Ibishu Dove 200, Hirochi Prasu, Ibishu Covet Yuso, Fait One, and a beefed up Hirochi Sunburst Sunwagon that I call Sunbutt. :3 (And lots more cars but too lazy to list here)
    My wiki page:
    there is a wiki so minus write stuff in it. woah the text looks so old timey when I'm writing this its like a calculator....wait no not a calculator what was it again? oh that's right its a typewriter! I got it whoohoo!!! what was I doing again? oh I was writing a signature type thing but on a wiki. hold on I have to go copy paste my signATURE ON HERE BECAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO WRITE IT Again.(oops caps lock was on lol). anyways.....signature: (your reading it right now! sig-ception!!!!! that's the end of my signature. I know. short right? also I tried to make another account but I guess nadeox didn't approve or something. I run the Derp Co. and in one of my many stores there is a Derp Diner which sells VENKAKES. yes its all capitals because I don't want to get associated with Firestriker and his vancakes.(mine are better!). that's all I have to sa......(computer crashes because beam was running in the backround and broke)

    my cringe Youtube channel and Discord account: Flippi 284


    bugs, glitches, or times I broken the game: wayyyyyy too many to count.:rolleyes:
    P.S. I think Flippi Derp Co. is stalking me or something.....nevermind he beaned.
    THANKS TO @MortonX FOR GETTING ME TO 3,000 RATINGS! (And beyond).
    And @Driv3r1142 for getting me on the leaderboards!
    This signature is the cringiest thing I have ever seen. (How bout you?)
    NAO fur seme quotez:

    I'd love to hear your reasons on that. In my opinion, Beam is rather underrated compared to most other games.
    I DISAGWEE, EVEWEREEONE AT MY DAYCARE SAYS ITS A GWEAT GAME BUT WHEN I PWAY IT COSTS 20$ THATS SO MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD PAY FOR A GAME, EVERY OWTHER GAME IVE EVER PWAYED WAS A $2 APP ON MY MOMMYS IPAD, I THINK THE CARS ARE STUPID AND THEY ALL HAVE STUPID NAMES, THEY DONT KNOW CARS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BOLIDE OR A BARSTOW OR GAVRIL. THE MAPS ARE TOO LAGGY FOR MY DADDYS OLD DESKTOP AND MY MOMMY WONT LET ME BY A NEW ONE. THIS GAME SUCKS THERE ARENT ANY LAMBORGHUINEES OR FEWARRRREEES AND THE TYIRES HAS NO GWIP. I WANNA REFWUND AND FOUR THE DEVELOPWERS TO DIIIIE
    -Every 6 year old who bought the game
    (@Car8john)

    It's the primal instinct, when threatened, the Kerr retreats to an invisible form by blending in to the backround, it will also use this to stalk its prey, unsuspecting pigeons.....
    Watch the majestic Kerr in its natural habitat, gridmap, it sees its prey up ahead, a flock on pigeons that have come to feed on the stray node remenents of a long dead H Series. It moves into position, ready to strike, it's blending in camouflage engages, but, it sees something on the horizon, the Kerr is not alone, a herd of wild D Series have begun to chase the pigeons, the Kerr must decide to strike now or later, it goes in for the kill, chasing after one of the pigeons which has fallen behind its pursuers, the lone pigeon honks its horn for help, but no use, the pigeons only defense is strength in numbers, and alone, it is as good as dead. The Kerr pounces and leaps onto the fleeing pigeon, unable to avoid it, the pigeon is just another victim of the wild Kerr

    The Kerr will glitch into the pigeon as it is then able to bring it back to its pack, dragging the body along, the Kerr often eats most of the nodes on its way back to his mate, who is waiting with its calfs. The common Kerr dwelling is in tunnels, which make it harder for large prey to attack, often multiple flocks will live on one tunnel at once, here, there are over 27 different flocks, one of the largest recorded formations

    This Kerr will never get to rest, as it will spend almost all of its adult life hunting, as he drops off the food, he turns, gives a honk, and goes back out on the hunt, soon, his calf will learn to do this too, as by as little as 9 months of age, young Kerr calfs will hunt with their fathers

    Yet, this Kerr is still on the solo hunt, and this time, his flock is very hungry, and the Responsability lays on him, as he is considered the alpha male of the flock, he must bring the most food to sustain leadership, this time, he needs more food than just a pigeon

    In the distance, not far, is the vast land of gridsmallpure, a common nesting place for hearts of wild sedans, often living amongst each other, as most sedans are herbivores, they have no reason to attack one another, the Kerr does not have many places to hide, so, it will use its primal camuflauge to stalk its prey

    There it is, an I Series has wandered stray from its pack, the Kerr will move closer until it is able to reveal itself and pounce, but the Kerr must be weary, as there are more than just sedans here, a herd of T Series have moved in recently, and have warded off any attackers, often killing them, then leaving their corpses on the edges to discourage more predators, but the Kerr is cleaver, the T series will only attack if it feels threatened, so he just has to keep his distance....

    Pounce! The Kerr has left onto the stray I series and has delivered a killing blow to the driveshaft, as the herd of sedans leave, a t series not far turns and charges the Kerr, the Kerr must make a bold move, get food or run

    The Kerr grabs as much as it can in its glitch and runs, the t series in hot pursuit, in one pounce, a t series could destroy anything in its path, the Kerr has the advantage, as it is able to go much faster, the Kerr is also much smaller, and can hide in places that the t series can't get at, that's exactly what the Kerr does

    This Kerr finds a tunnel to hide in, and let's the t series pass, this Kerr will have to go back out now, after bringing only the bumper, hood, and engine of its I series prey, it has also lists its alpha status, which will go to the next dominant Kerr
    --- Post updated ---
    I know someone will report that for spam, but, it's hilarious and off topic, gotta copy that and put it in my sig
    (Also @Car8john)

    do you have to be an idiot in every thread
    (@Inertia)

    pls shitlike my profile posts
    (@FluffyPixelsCX)

    I'm a simple man. When Flippi 284 changes his profile pic, I click.
    (@CarBro74)

    Thanks for following, you cheeky cunt :3
    (@V108)

    Credits
    • Me
    • Me
    • Me
    (@Peter Beamo)

    You have been banned for the following reason: Being rude and insulting other users, repeatedly. Take a vacation, some fresh air and come back with a better behavior :)Your ban will be lifted on April 20, 4020.
    (@Rainvest)

    I don't mind the look of






    The Prius.
    (@FireStriker)

    I just realized, that i am most probably the first person ever, even in the vast history of everything said this exact sentence.
    (@TheWalrus)

    You'd better copyright it before someone tries to steal it.
    (@EcoNadder77)

    I. SHALL. BE. THE. ORIGINAL. VANCAKE. BAKER.
    (@FireStriker)

    I dunno.
    (@Me)

    :|
    (@KJP12)

    *Takes @FISHBREAD* .... Oh god yummy... *sees Fish* SHIT NO *throws away*

    I hate fishes...
    (@Homer_Simpson)

    And you failed
    (@MortonX)

    Hmm...can someone remind me what this thread is about again?
    (@Moelvis)


    How to reproduce step by step?
    (@Nadeox1)

    I'm Rick Harrison, and THIS is my bean shop. I work here with my old man, and my son, Beaned Hoss. Every bean here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years, you'll never know WHAT that ban hammer will swing on.
    (@V108)

    First one to come up with this profile... Better flaunt it ;)
    (@WhyBeAre's Son)


    (@BeamBot)

    -THROWS MORE STICKS-
    (@Car8john)

    I'm glad I can make you a happy hippy! ;)
    (@Glitchy)

    WUT I NO GET COOKIE???? I want cookie! :(
    (@AdamB)

    I should've stayed at home..
    (Me as "Flippster" in a @FrIzErIs movie)

    "Fatal vehicle exception. Please reload your vehicle."
    (@Joseph24 AKA Twindaddy)

    Maturity -1
    (@Fera)

    (stupid comment from car8john)
    ^
    Signature worthy -cough- that one guy who's whole sig is my quotes -cough-
    (@Car8john)

    "All Star"

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
    I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
    She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
    In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

    Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

    So much to do, so much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go
    You'll never shine if you don't glow

    [Chorus:]
    Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
    Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold

    It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
    You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
    But the meteor men beg to differ
    Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

    The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
    The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
    My world's on fire. How about yours?
    That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

    [Chorus 2x]

    Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
    I need to get myself away from this place
    I said yep, what a concept
    I could use a little fuel myself
    And we could all use a little change

    Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

    So much to do, so much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go
    You'll never shine if you don't glow.

    [Chorus]

    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
    (@H/\Z/\RDOUS)

    乁(⚆_⚆)ㄏ
    (@rmfurm)

    e̦̗̯̲̤̊͆̍̎͗̂͘r̸̨̪̹̫̖̮̳͖͂̾́͌͛͝͠r̷̜̖̱͙̫̪̠͓̜͕̀̿̅͒̔͌͠ơ̸͍̲̱͕̥̼̘̤̎̀̆͗͘͟r̷̨̛͇̗̮̫̥͔̂̐̿̾̆̃̈͝


    (@eeEtilt)

    LOL

    You have more alerts in my history then any other user EVER
    (@Car8john)

    Aright Flippi. Be honest. On a scale of 0 - fish how many memes have you snorted?
    (@Glitchy)

    -It's got two 3-cylinder engines.
    -It's got a 3-speed manual gearbox.
    -When you divide the power outputs of the two engines (78/26), you get 3.
    -Its average price is $1,270, which is 1 dollar more than 423 triangles...which then references the Gavril Barstow Kingsnake.
    -How many letters are there in "Kingsnake"? 9. 9/3 = 3 triangles.
    -How many letters are in "Ibishu" and "Pigeon"? 6. 6 + 6 = 12. 12/3 = 4 triangles.
    -Its three wheels are placed in a triangular fashion.
    -If you add up all of the Pigeon's models' performance classes (1+1+1+1+2), you get 6. 6/3 = 2 triangles.
    -If you look at the steering assembly on the Pigeon, you can see that it's quite triangle-based.
    -Its cab looks like a triangle from the sides and from above.
    -It has three bed styles.
    -If you add the torque ratings (in lb-ft) of the two I3s, you get 47+52=99. 99/3=33 triangles
    -There are three characters in 600. One more triangle.
    -600/3 = 200 triangles.
    -Divide the Pigeon Base's weight in pounds (1,224) and kilograms (555) by 3 and you get 408 and 185 triangles, respectively.
    -Divide the Pigeon 600's weight in pounds (1,179) by three and you get 393 triangles.
    -The Pigeon 600 can hit 88 miles per hour (it actually was capable of 97 miles per hour in my testing), so it can time travel.
    -The Pigeon 600 can keep up with a Covet DX. The Covet has 3 doors, so another triangle.
    -The Pigeon's got three-lug wheels, so that's another three triangles.
    -If you add up the top speeds of all of the standard Pigeon configs (59 + 59 + 56 + 56 = 118 + 112 = 230 + 88 = 318), then divide by 3, you get 106 triangles.
    (@DriftinCovet1987)

    The all new EcoNadder Turbo,
    Makes mods faster then ever before!
    Nadder, let's mod places.

    (Sales bonus applies from 1875-7037,MSRP 21-29K dollars, batteries not included.
    (@¿Carbohydration?)

    'Don't Crash Crazy West Coast Highway Simulator Police Chase Car Chase Action Car Race Game'
    Featuring graphics rivalling GTA IV, as many frames per second as 64 cars in beamng drive on your moms computer, featuring amazing unrealistic vehicles as the LeFerrai Gallampo, Hiroci Sunbird, Gravel DeSeris, EPK EyeSerie, and Buckel Legranny, with maps that look strangely like the mods resporitory, absolutely unchanged vehicles from games you love, and storyline about as existent as Hillary Clintons presence after the election
    (@Car8john)

    Yay... it works.
    (@meywue)

    Thanks for the notifications guys.
    And yes, hope you enjoyed these utterly old posts from when I wasn't even related to BeamNG :)
    (@Nadeox1)

    Add me in your signature!
    (@FX04)

    Then there will be Baby Lancia"s.
    (@CRAZY RACER)

    My record is 1723 in one day, not likespam, I just may have accidently watched all of the forums
    (@Cheekqo)

    You should have read the small-print in the Terms and Conditions.
    (@BrynCoops)

    Without trolls, this forum would have 50% fewer members.
    (@¿Carbohydration?)

    You guys have it all so wrong

    Gavril = Tesla
    Hirochi = Microsoft
    Ibishi = Konigsegg
    ETK = Monsanto
    Bruckell = Harrison Ford
    Solidad = Charmand
    (@ManfredE3)


    im pretty econadder can help. he fixed my mom
    (@Glitchy)


    If h series is the only Van, how will it repopulate?
    (@Car8john)

    I NED DRINCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
    (@FireStriker)

    I have decided to sue you for plagiarism. You have stolen my vancakes and just modified them and began to sell them.
    (Also @FireStriker, but this post started the longest profile post string of all time. (On my profile somewhere).

    This is a cringe comment that will probably be in @Flippi 284 's signature.
    Or not...
    (@MortonX™)

    o_o
    give
    m
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    h
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    t
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    v
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    (@Glitchy)

    I AM YOU!!!
    (@Flippi Derp Co.)

    Fasten your damn Seatbelt. Stupid passengers
    (@Peter Beamo)

    @flippi284 乁(⚆_⚆)ㄏ
    --- Post updated ---
    乁(⚆_⚆)ㄏ
    --- Post updated ---
    乁(⚆_⚆)ㄏ DERP CO.
    EVERYTHING CAPS AND DERPY


    YOUR WELCOM FLIPPI FOR THE FREE ADS
    (@flufy butt)

    My favorite BeamNG user is Flippi 284.
    (@Brown_Diplomat)

    lol btw I read your whole signature it took me an hour XD
    (@flufy butt)

    LEMME B I UR SIGGGGGGG
    (@Dean Wang)

    I'm super memes
    (@Flippi 282 AKA Ivan's alt account #5 or something)

    Then it'd be a Flippi lottery.
    (@Driv3r1142)

    Russians steal what they can:D:D:D
    (@maty)

    Insert nonexistant boat here
    (@Cheekqo)

    they see you flipping.... they wat-ing....
    (@cookies and milk)


    Before you close this signature and forget everything you saw here always remember to check your Engrish!
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