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    Birthday:
    March 27
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    https://web.roblox.com/users/69773878/profile
    Location:
    A window in a Thrift store somewhere
    Occupation:
    Arguing with Windows
    A wise man, once ran a community, a small village he and friends built on dreams and hard work, he had very loyal citizens come to his village, they helped him build it

    His village grew, his name was spread across the land, the village became a city,that city became an empire

    Yet, will all great empires, there is someone who is willing to throw everything away to topple it

    And, hiding amongst the masses of those wishing to view this great new empire, in came thieves, robbing the community of its riches. Thugs, harassing and annoying the good people, and gang kingpins, who's men never ceased to attempt to topple this kingdom

    The king, along with his friends and allies, had no choice but to make the kingdom tougher, they added bigger walls, more soldiers, tougher rules to keep those trouble makers in line, sadly, these rules also punished the good people

    The king said that they could not write for too long, as those trouble makers abused it, the good citizens abliged

    The king said that they could not use symbols to rate other people, as trolls looking to be famous abused it, the people, reluctantly, abliged

    The king said that they could not express their status, as it was abused and Unnessicary, the people abliged

    We, the good people, became fewer and feweramongst the ages, we left as the community we once loved slowly toppled itself

    A great blacksmith, making the most wonderful of crafts for all to see, was one of the first to go
    Along with a community advisor who had guided me through the village when I first arrived
    Soon after a entertainer who's name has been all but forgotten
    And those who played the roles of others toentertain
    A wealthy owner of an enterprise too big to fail, until it did

    These where my experiences in a once great home
    Ruined by those who did not know their effects
    But know them now
    As the people leave in masses
    They where friends, some I felt I've known my whole life, all gone, before my eyes

    I am now next in line
    I can see the train, coming to the station, my ticket in hand, my bags under my arms
    The conductor beckoning me onboard
    As I look back
    I see those faces, ones now unfamiliar
    As I board
    I see those I once knew
    Joining me on a voyage
    To the other side.

    -Car8john



    Best quote of all time:

    When in doubt, flat out. -Colin McRae




    BeamNG Forums II: Attack of the Furries

    R.I.P Narwhal, you will be missed

    Hello! JetPoweredMacintosh here. I'm your not so average car guy with a passion for Rotary engines, Subarus, and Star trek.
    I'm a pretty down to earth guy. (Or computer)
    I consider humans to be inferior.
    Check out my (terrible) YouTube channel:
    ://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4nc_xKXOxmGWGXSInpeRxQ
    2017 Hirochi SBR4 Gavril D-45 Custom offroad Oldsmobile Regency Restomod AKA Black boaty (Damaged in GH tornado) Ibishu Pessima Sport LXV6 (Daily) EtK I-Series TTSPORT (Trackday car and secondary daily) Gavril Nevada (Workhorse) Civetta Bolide Lessen Tuning edition (Endurance car) Past cars First: 1987 Ibishu Covet GTz in dark grey, crashed because of a stupid Wendover driver....:p 1992 Ibishu 200BX (Stolen) 2002 Gavril Eagle (Broke down three months after I got it, found out it had 500,000 miles on it.... 1986 ETK I-Series coupe (street racer, crashed in a sudden death match in Hawaii)




    (un)famous quotes:

    Gunna drive dis kerr reit herr-WhyBeAre
    lol im stupid-WeatherkidNH

    Turbo? Should've gone for a bigger supercharger but ok...--DriftMaster86
    I am hilarious and you will quote everything i say.-DriftMaster86

    *facepalm* I have a comment of scientists testing out a mod not from this website and it got no comments and you just linked it to get comments. Wow.-CarBro74
    My life sucks right now..-FireStriker
    It sorta handles like an beached whale...-BlueKnight
    90% of teenagers today would die if Myspace/Facebook were completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% who would be laughing their heads off, add this to your signature.-Mark90000
    I don't like the sun, It's too Bright.-Automobile Game
    Thats a very Fein car you have there.-DankMemeBunny
    I couldn't think of anything to put here, but hi. And thanks for reading.-eeEtilt
    I'm online, DPMP is online, someone watching your bank accounts is also online-Djjopper
    If gabeN ever becomes president, we can guarantee there won't be WW3. Maybe world war 2 episode 1, but no 3.-ThatGamer164
    Every car's a hybrid if you count the starter motor. Excuse me while I save the planet in my 8 litre muscle car :p -Slammington
    AWHH! YOU HIT MY CAR! AND I PULLED OFF TO THE SIDE AND EVERYTHING!THISISN'TEVENALEEEN!WHATAREYOUDOING!?YOURNOTEVENINALEENYOUIDIOT!-WhyBeAre
    Vancakes.-FireStriker
    People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but it's more like a big ball of...wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey....stuff.-David Tennant
    Rest in pepperoni sucker!-i dont even know who
    IThrowSticks-IThrowSticks/Standard
    Is this from McDonald's? Cause i'm loving it-IMHELLCAT22
    1 rating! Amazing I've never done better. (My dream is for this to get on someones signature)-¿Carbohydration?
    Don't you just love it when your parents get so ****ing nosy with what you're doing at school? I don't.- B727TheAirliner
    OH NUUUUU DUNKLEOSTEUS IS UNBANNED!!!!!! WE'RE SCREWED!!!!-Joseph24 AKA Twindaddy AKA Nathan24, Yay! I have no quotes worthy of being put in peoples' signatures! Now that's what you call 'A boring person'.-Lamzumi
    Hmm,am i in anyone"s Signature?-CRAZY RACER
    I like hamburgers-eeEtilt
    I DISAGWEE, EVEWEREEONE AT MY DAYCARE SAYS ITS A GWEAT GAME BUT WHEN I PWAY IT COSTS 20$ THATS SO MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD PAY FOR A GAME, EVERY OWTHER GAME IVE EVER PWAYED WAS A $2 APP ON MY MOMMYS IPAD, I THINK THE CARS ARE STUPID AND THEY ALL HAVE STUPID NAMES, THEY DONT KNOW CARS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BOLIDE OR A BARSTOW OR GAVRIL. THE MAPS ARE TOO LAGGY FOR MY DADDYS OLD DESKTOP AND MY MOMMY WONT LET ME BY A NEW ONE. THIS GAME SUCKS THERE ARENT ANY LAMBORGHUINEES OR FEWARRRREEES AND THE TYIRES HAS NO GWIP. I WANNA REFWUND AND FOUR THE DEVELOPWERS TO DIIIIE -Every 6 year old who bought the game-Car8john
    wat r u doin? pls staph. gime yor moni-Nadeox1
    Whoever puts this in their signiture gets a free cookie- cookies and milk
    The only time you should be in bed is if you're sleeping, dying, or making love to a beautiful woman.-Brock Peters
    AH! AH! YOU ARE RIGHT MY ORGANIC FRIEND.-Nadeox1
    I was glad to hear Logan Paul went into a suicide forest
    Was disappointed when I heard he came out. -SilviaKs
    WEABOO. WEABOO WEABOO WEABOO WEABOO. -Mr. Regular

    Nadeox1 gold......XD: https://web.archive.org/web/20170101000131/https://beamng.com/members/juju.64/







    my job(s): Chief designer of Ibishu, and a small company called Lessen tuning, also a racer :D



    how to survive a zombie apocalypse: Rule 1: team up:always have a partner look after you, just make sure he knows how to fight. rule 2: Gun-melee method. carry a gun AND a baseball bat. Rule 3: avoid attention, like distractions. they will go after you. rule 4: everything is a weapon. lawnmowers can cut zombies up, and shovels-EW... rule 5: free run: run, run, run, run. rule 6: know the area. zombies can die falling from at least 20' and drown in water. rule 96660604341243232534253443653464352654080987016263143253947: stay away. rul-Oh, forget it. Goodbye mah Homies!




    P.S. decode this: !@#$%^&*(





    1. A solemn dedication to the lives lost in the Dark Saturday Massacre#
    January 14th, 2017. The Devs fired bans on 6 users at once, starting a war against the helpless users, who powerlessly fought back......the entire world was in civil war. 70,678 people died, including these users who got banned:

    B747TheAirliner Fen FluffyOreoCX mms Modem Stude We remember these poor souls who lost their lives on that dark, dark day.

    1. DarkSaturdayMassacre
    2. WeRemember

    HATERALERTHATERALERTHATERALERTHATERALERTHATERALERTHATERALERT

    There is only one Man who could get banned for being himself......Here's.....Stude!













    MURICA!















    RIP Holden


    Random Mac Q&A: Why are you a sentient Mac? A: IDK, Steve Jobs created me by accident. Why are you so stunningly handsome? A: Well, ladies....I work out and use old spice. Why do you live in a thrift store? A: I have no money and everyone thinks I'm a useless, stone-age machine. Can you move? A: Well, yes, hence the reason why I'm a "Jet Powered Macintosh". Why are you wasting your life on a forum? A: Because this forum has other car guys. Jk I really don't know xd


    I'm making a mod (that's totally not gonna be made in automation and exporteded that will add more cars, PM me if you want more. Current projects:

    2018 Gavril Bluebuck (Lincoln Continental)
    Trims: Gold (base) Emerald (mid range) Diamond (Fancy mid range) Platinum (Top of the line)


    2014-18 Folksdriven Tiger (VW Jetta)
    Trims: L (base) LM (step up from base) LM (mid range) LME (high end) LMX (high end model) ((all models have a turbo variant with more power)) 2.0 Turbo (sport model) 2.0 BiTurbo (370 HP, fastest of em all)


    2012-19 Gavril Marshall (Fusion, Malibu)
    L (base, manual, nothing fancy) LX (comes with alloys and optional CVT)
    LX-turbo (LX with turbocharged GavrilTec I4) LXE-Turbo (Top of the line)


    Hirochi XT5,6, 7 (Subaru Outback, Crosstrek, Forester)


    Ibishu Miramar K36 (Japanese family/sports sedan/sports coupe with a very fast trim level)


    1959 Manchester Small (Austin Mini)


    2018 Manchester Prestige (Rolls-Royce Phantom/Bentley Mulsanne)
    (Whatever you want, every prestige is unique)


    2015 Gavril Eagle (Ford Focus)


    2018 Gavril Barstow


    1967 Civetta Elegante (Miura)


    1980 Folksdriven Rugby (golf lol)


    2019 Hirochi Sunburst


    2017-2020 Ibishu Covet


    (pls no steel my idea my dad is tdev and hill band u)

    I'm JetPoweredMac on car throttle, so feel free to add me!

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    BeamNG Forums II: Attack of the Furries
    R.I.P Narwhal, you will be missed


    Hi, I'm JetPoweredMacintosh. I'm a old-school guy, and I have some strong opinions.
    I'm a Mazda/Subaru guy, so don't be too annoyed when I proclaim "ROTARRYYY POWAAAAAH". ;)
    Also, I call all cars by their real names.
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