NGAP NSO Shotgun Chuck

I had three freaking quotes in my sig but now they're here where no one will see them because tdev cut the sig sizes :-(

"Sounds like a feature to me." - amarks240, on an automatic transmission that won't shift until the rev limiter
"I am the Keychain Tequila." - redrobin
"World of mods motto should be : Don't let the looks fool you..." - Keys
"lean mean m-16, i shot up a slot machine" - gdfastner (on Twitter)
"I keep on thinking of some BeamNG cereal, like it has cereal that's shaped like official in-game vehicles. Also crashed vehicles. I think the flavors would be mixed berry with marshmallows too." -umustbeloggedintododat