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BeamNG Forum Quotes

"I cannot wait to stuff young children in this very innocent van" -Whyareallusernamestaken
"I cannot wait to sell dru- i mean sugar out the back of this van" -Whyareallusernamestaken
"I cannot wait to lure people into a dark alleyway and then stuff them in my van then holding them hostage for a ransom" -Whyareallusernamestaken
"1.2 TSI Polo engine with a turbo the size of my co-" -me
"Well, drinking a liter of piss isn't the best thing you can do, and considering the amount, it may kill you.
Instead, drink a cup of semen. Disgusting, but at least you won't die." -onceandforall
"autistic persons first sentence" -Dieter Huysamen
"russia" - sabrinavancker

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