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Channel 13- Belasco City, CA

HERO TURNED WANTED CRIMINAL

Devon Parker, the one who turned in the two robbers of yesterday's robbery, has been linked to the drug warehouse police raided yesterday. He knows he is wanted and was last seen on the Belasco-Redwood Highway in a bright orange Bruckell Alauda. Any information on Parker or his vehicle must be turned over to the authorities.

 

**Bang at the door**
**Takes my shotgun**
**creeps up to door**
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**VAN SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY**
**Scrambles in my ETK**
**Drives to my apartment in town**
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**Me: what the fuck!? Holy shit!**
**THE SECOND DAY**
**Driving on HighwayB7 in my ETK**
**Sees an orange Bruckell in front of me**
**Bruckell suddenly cuts me off**
**Loses control**
**ETK starts rolling**
**ends up in a ditch**
**THREE HOURS LATER**
**cop: what's the license plate?**
**me: it's... it's AXZD-588...**
**Police starts searching for orange Bruckell license plate AXZD-588**
**I goes to rent a car**

 

*pulls off on Exit 13 entitled "Redwood City", and automatically pulls into the gas station*
*walks in*
Hmm... I wonder what I should get...
*quickly grabs a few chocolate bars and sodas and walks towards the register*
*gas station clerk looks suspiciously and says; "Aren't you the guy off of the news?"
No, why?
"You just look like him I guess."
*he peers out the window at Alauda*
*I grab pistol*
*he turns back towards me, his arm outstretched towards the phone*
* I pull the trigger after 5 years of keeping cool and lying low*
*I scramble back outside and take the Alauda behind the gas station and hook up a bomb*
*Alauda explodes*
* I steal a Roamer*
Whew, that was extremely close...
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*veering in and out of traffic*
*slams into Covet, Covet swings and hits T-Series, which causes massive pileup*
*Devon somehow survives*
Whoa...

 

CALIFORNIA EXPRESS
REDWOOD GAS STATION STAFF GETS KILLED BY DRUG-ASSOCIATED CRIMINAL DEVON PARKER
A gas station staff, Peter Ferreira, who works in Redwood city was killed this morning by criminal Devon Parker. Security footage revealed that Devon shot Ferreira with a pistol, hooked his car with a bomb, blew up the gas station and escaped in a Brown Roamer.

 

And to think that I ran the largest drug smuggling operations across the East Coast... News spreads too quick in this town.

 

**IN THE MEANTIME**
**wakes up and sees the headlines**
**me: what has this world got to!?**
**Grabs shotgun, some food and water**
**Gets in Hopper**
**attach trailer to Hopper**
**drives my eSBR into the trailer**
**hits the road**
**sees all kinds of car wreckages on the road**
**after a day of driving arrives at motel**
**gets a room**
**goes to sleep**

 

*walks into Redwood Credit Union with gun demanding money*
*watches SWAT, police, and other law enforcement gathering outside the door*
*takes money and books it out the back door before police could get back there*
*sees old rusted Pessima around back*
It'll have to do...

 

**THE NEXT DAY**
**wakes up**
**eats tacos and tasticola**
**hits the road again**

 

*sees a hopper and trailer*
It really is so tempting...
*grips pistol in pocket*
*takes U-Turn on highway and starts following Hopper*

 

BREAKING NEWS!
CRIMINAL DEVON PARKER ROBS REDWOOD CREDIT UNION
**sees pessima following me**
**slams on the gas**
**eSBR in the trailer wobbles**
**me: NO! YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY CAR!**

 

*window motor is dead, busts glass and aims the pistol at trailer lock*
*fires*
*cargo doors open, eSBR rolls out, causing another pileup*
I think I finally have got myself back in business*

 

**JUMPS OFF HOPPER**
**QUICKLY GETS IN DAMAGED ESBR**
**SHAKES OFF PESSIMA**
**ABANDONS HOPPER AND TRAILER**

 

You win THIS TIME.
* hooks worst bomb yet onto Hopper*
Now this will be a firework show to remember*

 

(character swap, old police)
I think its time to get out of the used lot
*Drives forward, over the parking lot bumps and soil
First the witnessing a crime that went down here at the dealership... and this...
Well... I guess I have to forget on killing Nate.
*Turns on siren on the state Barstow

*Speeds increases
*goes to the highway

 

*sets off explosion*
*entire bridge collapses, killing 72, injuring 87*

 

**ME:I'll get even with you for my Hopper a*shole!**
**luckily it wasn't the limited edition**
**Suddenly remembers**
**oh shit! my lamborghini is at the scene of the crash!**
**slams the gas harder**

 

Like I said, fireworks.

 

I imagine...

 

*Most cars went out of the way as the siren was on

*Breaks hard at the bridge collapsed
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!!!

 

*drives into an old abandoned garage on a cliff road above the bombing*
My mayhem looks like art from up here...
*starts planning for the worst bombing yet*