Chain story

I just had this idea: Pretty much you add detail to make a sorta stupid/funny story. I will start:

A V8 Supercar driver.

Now add on. It must go on with the post above your own.

 

set a spectacular lap around Bathurst when suddenly

 

a crazy drug fueled fan

 

Set himself on fire

 

and put himself out again.

 

Unfortunately he used petroleum and

 

drowned a school of fish.

 

Then Bruce Lee arrived

 

and using mouth to mouth revived the school of fish


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with the power of zenu

 

and custard

 

And then, out of the blue, a plumber appeared and

 

went on a rampage with a spanner

 

, slammed Bruce's head

 

but bruce one inched punched him and his

 

wife, which was cleaning

 

A V8 Supercar driver set a spectacular lap around Bathurst when suddenly a crazy drug fueled fan Set himself on fire and put himself out again. Unfortunately he used petroleum and drowned a school of fish. Then Bruce Lee arrived and using mouth to mouth revived the school of fish with the power of zenu and custard. And then, out of the blue, a plumber appeared and went on a rampage with a spanner, slammed Bruce's head but bruce one inched punched him and his wife, which was cleaning his extra spanners.

 

I'll start a new one, A turtle was sitting on a beach when he looked up and noticed...

 

A Malaysian airlines flight

 

How the hell does that fit in :/