Tonight on Top Gear:

Later today on Gear:

I throw a body pillow full of C4 into an orphanage

May attempts to re-establish the USSR

and Hammond attempts to land a plane on a gas station.

 

Tonight on top gear I find a car

Hammond crashes

And james goes fast

 

Slight bump
Tonight on Top Gear:
I drive a Lada

May drives a Lada

And Hammond, flies in a Lada

 

This afternoon on Medium Gear:

I eat an orange.

May drives a Lada into a Tesco

and Hammond gets his pants cut off by paramedics because he can't turn corners.

 

TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR
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I jump a hopper "This is going to be painful"
May yells at a burnside "It's massive, it's slow, it's loud"
And hammond is in the wrong game "Something's differ-last pic deleted lololol xd"

 

This evening on Diagonal Gear:

I watch hentai while driving a Toyota Corolla.

May drives a car.

and Hammond attempts to Tokyo drift a WS51200 Missile Truck.

 

TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR

 

tody on secondary gear i rip a fat stick of pure лукойл in a futile attempt to evade the voices
hamoñd sliedes into your dms in a used perodua kenari
and james hides in the loo with the v8 pencil sharpener

 

todiy oijn mediujm gaer, whgat hapens whern you tastee exhoost fum?

 

welcom bak to botom ger mates
todeh we ar gong to tets if a engin of a cah can run o a glas o hony

 

No hammok car can no wok wit hoeny

You goign to brake de cah m8

 

i don cae m8 eshast foom mus s mel g0od

 

hi on top gear no cars

 

i beg your pardon?
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also

 

Sorry, went too much into Bottom Gear

 

Weed

car

feet

 

Tonight:
I got a new car:

HAMMOND!! MAY!!! YOU IDIOTS!!! IS THIS MY CAR?
(hammond in the background) Yeah.

James gets a flat tire

Why always me?!

And a chicken in Hammonds car:

Cluck Cluck

 

Tonight on ;gear



mango

 

Tonight on bottom gear

I eat a mango

Richard says UMMANIE

And may crashes

 

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