Tonite on no gear cuz its a hydrostatic, jezza eats the remains of old stig "Tastes like a salty jaguar" Jim bob drops a Mach-e into kazakhstan via Apache helicopter while playing Jessica on the organ "oh ____" Richard crashes every new car of 2022 into a Simon and Garfunkel tribute band and gets sued by Bruckell for 65.764 billion dollars
Tnight n tp gr Jeramay goes to tesco express after some guy broke into his house and stole his tesco plus member ship and a 1957 Volkswagen P50 James drives to the nearest Super K-Mart and makes the new blue light special in the toliet paper section. and I drive a 1197 Chevry Exprss into a shity tco bll
Tonite on Strictly Come top ger, I buys my new Peterbilt Camry conversion van "Ooooo, veloooour." Rick sets his own house on fire bc he left the June 2004 issue of Xtreme Merica Magazine on his heat vent "Blimey." James the Red engine makes a knockoff of Disney World in Chernobyl "This pie taste odd."
TODAY ON WHITE PEOPLE DOING STUFF THAT IS STUPID BUT ITS COOL ANYWAYS. Jerimiyah eats some medium rare steak with a side of fries, in New Jearsey while sitting on top of is 2006 toyoda camrey hemroids runs over 229 kids in a kindergarten and i will test the SUSpention on my 1 dollar hot wheels and the stigs will sleep on the street.
today on 2 speed miramatic transmisson Richard crashes a etk bastion 200d jeremy drives a destroyed pessima from india to antarctica and freezes james gets lost in los injurus --- Post updated --- very sus lol
Tonight on the THICC Holiday: Poorard Baconmond drives a Renault 5 into a cheese factory and runs over a pack of gum Neinmes June puts a new background on his Chromebook Desktop while sitting in a totaled Lancia Y10 And i run into Stiggy's Koenigsegg CCX after he hit a bunch o' tires with a Renault Twingo Electric with a box of toasters in the passenger seat
TONIGHT, Hammond runs his wife over with a toyot corolla 2 Jeremy mistakens me for stephen hawking I drive an offroad wheel chair.
TONOIGHT ON 2ND GEAR: i try rallying using a Gavril H15 Extended Something Something "Yaaaaaaasssss" Hammond tries F1 racing... again "Bollocks!" and May steals my Gavril Grand Marshall... with Hammond "Take that Clarkson!" "MAAAAAAAYYY! Where the frick is my car!?"
tonit on car go vroom hamored makes a delicious cream cheas sandwich Jarnie invades russia in the winter with a 1991 Volkswargon Golf 1.6 75 And I do a critical road test of a hoveround mpv5 wheelchair while punching a picture of hamonn
Tonite on it doesn't matter the clutch is shot, Richard makes an attack on the Stellantis HQ after seeing the new Dodge EV, James eats most of Russia, "Take that commies" And I power slide a amphibious Reliant Robin RV ambulance police car rocket shuttle that I bought for less than 500 quid "The most blah blah blah blah blah blah,............ in the WORLD Also the stig drives a RedBull f1 car from Birmingham to Honolulu against a pair of roller blading blokes
tonight on overheating because we do not have a radiator In italy, jammty crashes a maruti suzuki tograc into a brick wall I die Hasdhjkdond is drunk and drives a hirochi pigeon extended cab from africa to iran naked without holding back and gets shot at by terrorists
tonight on fat holiday Hammond crashes James buys a new laptop and i drop a Ibishu Prodigy from 100 ft
Part 2 ! The script writer realises that he is drunk because he drank a lot of vodka and misspelled the names and gets fired I try and kill james with a covet Hammond gets buried James drives fast and somehow manages to break the land speed world record at around 1000km/h
Tonight on chain-driven gear. I steal 150p worth of plutonium to go back to the year 2000 to meet James may in the year 2000. "when this baby hits 141.622 kilometers per hour, yeh your going to see some serious shite mate" Hammond and I set up a plan over two burner cell phones to kill James may. "bring bring is this Jeremy?" And James gets killed by some Polish guys named Jeremchiash Clarksonvski and Richardeski Hammonschi
Tonight, On Top Gear. I nearly roll a small hatchback. Richard let some poo come out. And James Breaks His Back.
nie o op ear The scriptwriter misses some letters germs uses a hirochi esbr 8000 motor n puts it inside a damn pigeon and instantly dies because the pigeon decimates richarnd runs over the entire population of the world in an iphone 4 james gets a vivace 780s "Muscle hatchback but it is fast. That is the only problem"
tomorning on amogus gear garmods takes his sister and runs over her hair with a hay bale jaremy eats taco bells chicken wings, (bloody tasty) i will go to dubai to kidnap some children and bring them to texas, and make them make some hamburgers for me. and the stigs will crash their 29302903920302392039209th car
