Once upon a time my dad gave me some money and told me to pay our power bill. However, I didn't pay it and instead spent all the money on a raffle where a new car was the prize. The very next day there was a brand new car in front of our house. The car belonged to the electricians who came to cut our power off.
Well then, this is awkward... Have a dancing Jeep! If I ever upload this to YouTube, I'll put the link here instead.
Using a Geiger counter is like being an aging adult film star. You get a lot of clicks when your junk's decaying.